Author: Lyrical Lyrics
One stormy day in the middle of the Ohcysp Forest, there lived a little midget man named Andrew Jackman who was fond of wearing bikinis. Many people suspected he was bi, but no one ever accused him of it, for they feared they would be forced to watch a series of "Midget Men Gone Wild!" tapes. His house was quite oddly designed, it looked like a deformed Pikachu. Since Pikachu is electric, that would probably explain the fact that anyone within 5 miles of the house would be electricuted. But of course, there's always some strange person that ignores the facts anyway. Sir Ynnad Parc and Sir Nayr Tihs (yes they are related) walked by the house everyday to be electricuted. They found this quite fun and entertaining, but what was even more fun was watching other people watch them. People such as Jason would sit there and throw water balloons at them, and then wait for there ElEcTrIfYiNg experience. Others, such as Kyle, loved to sit and laugh at the situation while only thinking of select body parts of Ixel. Andrew would sit and watch them get electricuted continually every day. He decided to change his plot. Since Sir Ynnad Parc and Sir Nayr Tihs were so extremely gullible and very starving most of the time (after all, they are hairy ape-cavemen dudes stuck in another dimension), Andrew thought he would sit and have some fun with their heads. Since these two characters are so extremely money-hungry, Andrew decides to throw off the cliff behind his house a bag of so-called money, which in truth was only rotten eggs and a few sticks of dynamite. The next day, Andrew sees Sir Nyar and Sir Ynnad approaching. Knowing that they are watching him, he casually says, "Hey, I know there are many starving little midget-bikini men like myself out there, so here we go, whichever one catches this bag of ONE MILLION DOLLARS..ahem...will be able to keep it! BOMBS AWAY!" Sir Ynnay and Sir Nayr both scream, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!", with mouths wide open. They q
uickly run to the side of the cliff and jump off. Linda, Jason, and Kyle run to the side to observe the scene. They see the two "air-swimming" to the "cash", fighting in mid-air over it.Sir Ynnad is lucky enough to catch the sack, and as soon as he opens it, KABOOM!!!! The sack explodes, and carries the rotten egg yolk everywhere throughout the Ohcysp Forest. The cranky mentally-ill neighbor next door, the crazed Davidmeister, comes out running after Linda, Jason, and Kyle with a sledgehammer and toothbrush! Oh no!! Now what??!!
Follow the Davidmeister situation in which David chases them into a funky castle
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Follow the Sir Ynnad Parc and Sir Nayr Tihs situation in which an alarm clock goes haywire LOL! this one's funny |
