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| Tired of reloading the homepage? Here's all the quotes nicely laid out and numbered (higher # = newer) for your viewing pleasure! If ya can think of anything dumb/funny/krzy anyone's said lately... Submit it!!! #1 I have a dice! (WHOOSH!) --David #2 Do you like riding around on purple electric couches? --Kelley #3 if u ever need a krzy princess to find a cruel and unusual method of punishment for an annoyance, call me --Linda #4 O_o BIG eye --Koray #5 bleh blarg en monkey ish fest... BONZAI! --Jason #6 Once I obtain the 3 Egyption god cards and the millenium puzzle, the power of the Egyptian pharoah will be MINE! (Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V, Ctrl+V, ... u lazy typists...) --Koray, David, & anyone i missed, trying to outdo ea. other #7 ur kinda like alcohol, okay?and when I'm w/ u, I get drunk. so the next day I have a hangover and I have no idea what I did for the last 24 hrs --Linda #8 LOOK ITS RETRO KAIBA --David #9 Fighting is funny untill someone gets hurt...then its hilarious! --Bridget #10 When life throws a lemon at you, throw a watermelon back at it! --Bridget #11 Sledgehammers will solve all of life's problems! --A krzy princess on strike against an evil backpack #12 When a snail attacks you....pour salt on it --Bridget #13 sooo im japanese/pueto rician so HA --David #14 I AM BEYOND DIVINE --Koray #15 oh ya ive had worse, i know this kid named jason --David #16 Computer viruses are evil....hit them with a virtual sledgehammer --Anonymous #17 MWAHAHAHAHA --Bridget #18 your ass...... laughs...? how peculiar --Kyle #19 WEBBED FEET!!! --Koray, upon seeing Jessica wearing nylons #20 What were you DOING down there with Justin? --Kel and Linda... Long story short? Don't name spiders in dark corners after Justin. Just don't. #21 OHHH IT JUST TOOK OFF THE GRILLS!!! --Kyle, enjoying his lovely 'speaker porn' as we call it #22 Everywhere! --Kelley, being... Kelley #23 GAY! --Andrew #24 So, what REALLY goes on in room 806? --Kelley, inquiring what Andrew DOES at break... wouldn't we all like to know? O.o #25 So then an ant slipped in and took a piece of wheat and then another ant came and took another piece of wheat and then... --Koray, telling our favorite neverending story #26 Patrick, you have a lost cause... 'What?!? Patrick's cause is lost?? AAAAHHH Patrick you have to find your cause!!!' --That was me, now Kelley, Cynthia, etc have joined in the fun... poor Patrick ^.^ #27 The asha muchaha are WATCHING you! --Me, Kel, & Cynthi, continuously making people *wonder* about our sanity #28 SOON I SHALL BE THE MASTER OF COMPUTERS!!!! MUCHAHAHAHAHHA --Kyle, misspelling his evil laughter... MWAHAHAHaha #29 Ahahhasha... sounds like some sort of firey sneeze --Kelley #30 Would you like me to show you where I sit and dread life? --Kelley, after school when I was at her grandma's that day... Dude, the way she said it totally cracked me up XD #31 I haven't laughed that hard since I was a girl! --Andrew, confessing to his... odd past #32 Turkish! --Andrew... Don't insult those dominant over you! jkjk.. lol just had to throw that comment in #33 Magic! --Me, with my explanation for everything. Why? Magic! #34 SHIELD! SHIELD! SHIELD! --Me, shielding Kelley from the wind... SHIELD! (and then Kelley shielding me from the wind.. it was too funny) #35 You know I used to think there was a flare in your eyes, but it's madness. YOU'RE INSANE! --Koray, speaking for just about all of us... Andrew, specifically #36 So, how many garden gnomes did you kill? --Me, after hearing that Morgan drove himself to school (not literally) But can you imagine? #37 Cuz it matches my fairy theme and your... uh, I like getting my ears pierced theme... --Me, discussing Kelley's ear-piercing plan (after seeing it on a sub O.o) #38 I'm not going to change genders again. Are you kidding me?!? --Andrew. Key word: AGAIN... Now does he mean for a 2nd or a 3rd time? #39 I am dominant above everything; Linda is my subdominance division. --Kelley, setting the record straight #40 He was dropped on his head as a baby. --Jessica, offering an explanation for Andrew's... strange ideas floating around in his head #41 GMF!! GUTTER-MINDED FOOL!! --Kelley. Do I even need to say who she was describing? Seriously, Kelley paid a male friend to come to my house. REALLY NOW, ANDREW! #42 It will be an ambush with Lester, Ester, the hand, and Ken the barbie --Jessica. Haaaahh XD Poor herlehy... the controlling hand = doom >=D Mwahahaha #43 I need moneeeyyy --Andrew (in that whiny voice) always calling me the bank.... ANDREW! GET A JOB! #44 Die Linda! You're just too d@mn nice! --Yes Andrew, a teacher is gonna go psycho and murder us all... Die Kelley! You complain too much! <--(also Andrew) #45 Herlehy wants to seduce you and chain you to a bed. Would you prefer a bed or a wall? --Steffeny, to Andrew... Poor, poor, Andrew... My bodyguard was being lazy so we all took turns frightening him... hah, i think he was starting to lose it... #46 52 grams?!? That's enough sugar to feed Bill Gates and his 52 chilren! --Koray... and I actually wrote out this line in a game of grafitti w/ a blank for Bill Gates... Lek guessed it rite XD How helpful #47 Do what I say, not what I do --Koray. Actually very good advice ^.^ #48 ...tiny like my self-esteem --Koray.. isn't everything as tiny as your self esteem? #49 I have won! --Koray, immediately after kicking Kelley's foot. haha... the victor of a nonexistant competition #50 Banshee! --Jason... and too true... um... dont listen to me laugh when I lose it.. hehhee... #51 *SHING!* --Me... that was too cool... umm... to those who are confused.. SHING!!! #52 So because you can eat crap w/o any at ur house... drowning will make us stronger! :-D "Exactly"--Andrew's twisted logic. Note to the world: never appoint Andrew as a teacher, he'll kill us all making us swim laps... O.o #53 Quote me on that --Andrew says this just often enough that I figured... Hey, that's a quote in itself, so why not? #54 You run up and grab me.... I attack ye... I get expelled... Everyone looks at us like we're nuts... You walk off cackling... "Exactly" --More of Andrew's twisted logic! ...would you believe he thinks he could successfully haul me all the way over to the pool and throw me in?? #55 It will be an ambush with Lester, Ester, the hand, and Ken the barbie --Jessica... Oooh yeah... we shall ambush all... MUCHAHAHAHAHA! #56 That's a threat to my masculinity! --Andrew... C'mon, Hello Kitty's not so bad... and what is this "masculinity" you speak of? |
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