Me: and ur vehicle of choice is...?
Kel: lollllllll
Kel: jeep!
Me: yay! so kelley hops in her barbie jeep (coolly equipped with the latest navigational system) and puts back on her 'ur DEAD MEAT' face
Kel: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Me: then the navigational system speaks up: 'Hello, Kelley, who would u like to kill today?'
Kel: ROFLMAO
Kel: hahahaahahahaha
Me: u, too involved in ur mad fury of rage to notice how cool that is, respond w/ 'ANDREW JACKMAN!!!' and instantly a convenient little map displays for u
Me: showing andrews position and the best approach for attack
Me: 'would u like to turn on the auto pilot?'
Me: er.. would u?
Kel: sure!
Me: "of course u would"  says the barbie jeep in a barbie voice (it's programmed to say that no matter what u say.. dude arent barbie jeeps convenient?)
Kel: lol!
Me: so then the car races off VRROOOOOOOOOOMMMM so fast ur forced back in ur seat
Me: so then ur crashing through bushes and everything
Me: and start running through a mad cow field
Me: and this mad reporter starts chasing after u
Me: "DONT FRIGHTEN THE COWS IN THEIR NATURAL HABITAT!!!"
Kel: lolllllll
Me: finally ur car starts approaching the target labeled 'gay triangle member #3'
Kel: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLll
Me: and then the wild reporter stops and says 'heeey is that... the cow abuser???'
Me: so the reporter gets out her blinding camera
Me: and u get out ur pink hearted bazooka
Me: and the reporter flashes her camera with rage in an attempt to blind andrew
Me: but she succeeds in blinding u
Kel: lollllllllllll
Me: u fire the bazooka and KABOOM it lands in some far off land
Me: who knows
Me: it duznt matter
Kel: lol
Me: point is, ANDREW HAS ESCAPED
Me: and landed himself in the bermuda triangle
Me: hey go figure
Kel: noo
Me: so ur jeep, reset by the camera flash, says in a rather exhausted voice "hello kelley.  who would u like to kill today?"
Me: no?
Kel: ummmmm lez go bounty hunting after suhan thermometer!

Part 3 of Krziness
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