| Me: and ur vehicle of choice is...? Kel: lollllllll Kel: jeep! Me: yay! so kelley hops in her barbie jeep (coolly equipped with the latest navigational system) and puts back on her 'ur DEAD MEAT' face Kel: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Me: then the navigational system speaks up: 'Hello, Kelley, who would u like to kill today?' Kel: ROFLMAO Kel: hahahaahahahaha Me: u, too involved in ur mad fury of rage to notice how cool that is, respond w/ 'ANDREW JACKMAN!!!' and instantly a convenient little map displays for u Me: showing andrews position and the best approach for attack Me: 'would u like to turn on the auto pilot?' Me: er.. would u? Kel: sure! Me: "of course u would" says the barbie jeep in a barbie voice (it's programmed to say that no matter what u say.. dude arent barbie jeeps convenient?) Kel: lol! Me: so then the car races off VRROOOOOOOOOOMMMM so fast ur forced back in ur seat Me: so then ur crashing through bushes and everything Me: and start running through a mad cow field Me: and this mad reporter starts chasing after u Me: "DONT FRIGHTEN THE COWS IN THEIR NATURAL HABITAT!!!" Kel: lolllllll Me: finally ur car starts approaching the target labeled 'gay triangle member #3' Kel: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLll Me: and then the wild reporter stops and says 'heeey is that... the cow abuser???' Me: so the reporter gets out her blinding camera Me: and u get out ur pink hearted bazooka Me: and the reporter flashes her camera with rage in an attempt to blind andrew Me: but she succeeds in blinding u Kel: lollllllllllll Me: u fire the bazooka and KABOOM it lands in some far off land Me: who knows Me: it duznt matter Kel: lol Me: point is, ANDREW HAS ESCAPED Me: and landed himself in the bermuda triangle Me: hey go figure Kel: noo Me: so ur jeep, reset by the camera flash, says in a rather exhausted voice "hello kelley. who would u like to kill today?" Me: no? Kel: ummmmm lez go bounty hunting after suhan thermometer! Part 3 of Krziness |
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