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How
come you never see a headline like 'Psychic
Wins Lottery'?
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How do "please keep off the grass" signs get there?
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How important does a person have to be before they
are considered assassinated instead of murdered?
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If people can put up nude statues everywhere,
then why can't we run around naked?
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If Hooters started a door-to-door service would they
then be called knockers?
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Who shuts the door when the bus driver gets off?
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How come a pizza can get to ur house faster than an
ambulance?
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They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it
that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?
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A
priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The
bartender says...What is this, a joke?
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If
there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
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What does the K in K-mart actually stand for?
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Why
do they call it "getting your dog fixed" I
f
afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
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Why
is it you get a penny for your thoughts,
but
have to put in your two cents worth?
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Why
do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get
their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
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Why
are boxing rings square?
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What came first, the fruit or the color orange?
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Can
a hearse driver drive a corpse in the Car Pool lane?
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Have you ever thought what life would be like if your name was Anonymous? You'd
get credit for everything nobody wanted credit for!
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How
do you throw away a garbage can?
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If
feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
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Can
blind people see their dreams?
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Do
fish get cramps after eating?
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What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
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If
a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
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Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?
I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating
a slow learner!
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Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
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Why
do they report power outages on TV?
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If
Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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Am
I getting smart with you? How would you know?
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Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
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Why
do people who know the least know it the loudest?
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If
a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
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If
7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year,
why
are there locks on the doors?
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Why
do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
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You
know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes...
why
can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
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If
you're in a vehicle going the speed of light,
what happens when you turn on the headlights?
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Why is it that
when you're driving and looking for an address,
you turn down the
volume on the radio?
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