Who IS Kaktis, Anyway?
Not only does this show you the depths of the deep, dark inner sanctum of Kaktis' mind, it also contains a very long list of test sites for the chronically bored, although they are all the same ones as are in the Test archive of DOOM. Multiple purposes! Well, if you're one for quizzes, enjoy! If you're one for reading other people's quiz results, enjoy! If you're not... get out of my house.
Note: This page has a ridiculous amount of graphics... and if you're a poor sap like me, on dial-up, you may want to start running away now. Actually, that's a lie. It will be full of graphics in a while... I noted that a lot of the results were wildly innacurate, as they were really old... so I'm going to do them all again. All of them. Again. Mwahaha. Another note: Most of this is blatantly false. I post these regardless of total inaccuracy... to find out who I actually am, go here.
| You are Agnostic |
 For you, there's no true way to figure out the divine. You rather focus on what you can control - your own life. And you tend to resent when others "sell" religion to you. |
| How You Are In Love |
 In relationships, you tend to be a bit selfish. You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time. You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change. You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard. |
| You Are As Cool As They Come |
 You roll with the punches, and nothing ever gets you too worked up. You are able to maintain perspective and see the big picture. And even if you're emotional inside, you don't let it show. You're great at keeping it together, and you're rewarded for that. People see you as an ideal friend, employee, and partner. |
| You Belong in Winter |
 You're happy to be at home, wrapped in a blanket, completely snowed in Whether you're lighting a fire or having a snowball fight, you always feel best in the winter. |
| You Belong in New Zealand |
 You're the best looking one of the bunch Though you're often forgotten... You're quite proud of who you are |
| Your Social Anxiety Level: 64% |
 You have a pretty serious social phobia, and it effects your life more than you may realize. It's possible that you've made yourself comfortable by avoiding situations you dread. But don't be fooled - you still probably need professional help. |
| You Are A Romantic |
 Living for magical moments, you believe there's only one true love for you. Love is the most important thing in your life, and you don't take it for granted. Your perfect match loves to be in love as much as you do! |
| You Are Expressionism |
 At times, you tend to lack perspective on your life, probably as a result of looking inward too much. This introspection does give you a flair for the dramatic. And it's even maybe made you cultivate some artistic talents! You have a true artist's temperament... which is a blessing and a curse. |
| Your Attitude is Better than 25% of the Population |
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| You Are 57% Open |
 You definitely will tell all (okay, almost all) to your closest friends... But strangers and acquaintances only get a peek into your life. |
| 1985 by Bowling for Soup |
 And who's the other guy that's singing in Van Halen? When did reality become T.V.? What ever happened to sitcoms, game shows?" You took the bitter with the sweet in 2004 - and kept laughing. |
| You Are 44% Intuitive |
 Your gut feelings are usually a good guide, but you need more to go on when making a decision. You'll often check to see if the facts back up your feelings. And when your intuition is wrong, you work to improve it for the future. |
| You Should Try Base Jumping |
 Illegal, potentially legal - but totally worth the risk |
| Never Date a Virgo |
 It's not that you couldn't please a Virgo... you would just hate yourself for doing it. Instead try dating: Libra, Leo, Aquarius, or Aries |
| Your Dominant Intelligence is Musical Intelligence |
 You enjoy sounds of all types, but you also find sound can distract you at the wrong time. You are probably a gifted musician of some sort - even if you haven't realized it. Also a music lover, you tend to appreciate artists of all kinds. You would make a great musician, disc jockey, singer, or composer. |
| Your Pride Quotient: 28% |
 Like everyone, you enjoy attention. But you're also good at sharing the spotlight! |
| Your Sketchiness Factor |
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| Your Envy Quotient: 32% |
 You're wise enough to know that envy feels horrible - and does nothing to improve your life. A little jealousy is normal: so go ahead and let yourself feel it. But don't let it bum you out! |
| Your Eyes Should Be Brown |
 What's hidden behind your eyes: A tender heart |
| You Are French Food |
 People act like they understand you more than they actually do. |
| You Are Cupid |
 Why You're Naughty: You've caused so much drama, all the reindeers aren't speaking to each other. Why You're Nice: You have a knack for playing matchmaker. You even hooked Rudolph up! |
| You Should Visit Costa Rica |
 Relax on the beach, go for a bit of surfing, or try to communicate with the monkeys in the jungle! |
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What type of Fae are you?
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| You Are Balanced - Realist - Empowered |
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You feel your life is controlled both externally and internally. You have a good sense of what you can control and what you should let go. Depending on the situation, you sometimes try to exert more control. Other times, you accept things for what they are and go with the flow. You are a realist when it comes to luck. You don't attribute everything to luck, but you do know some things are random. You don't beat yourself up when bad things happen to you... But you do your best to try to make your own luck. You have a good deal of power, but you also know the pecking order. You realize that working the system does get you further. You know who to defer to and who to control. When it comes to the game of life, you play things flawlessly. |
| Your Love Element Is Earth |
 For you, love is all about staying grounded and centered. You attract others with your zest for life and experiences. Your flirting style is defined by setting the scene, creating a unique moment in time. Steady progress and stability are the cornerstones of your love life. You may take things too slowly, but you never put your heart at risk. You connect best with: Fire Avoid: Wood You and another Earth element: need each other too much to build a good foundation |
| Your Candy Heart Says "Get Real" |
 You don't lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart. Your ideal Valentine's Day date: is all about the person you're seeing (with no mentions of v-day!) Your flirting style: honest and even slightly sarcastic What turns you off: romantic expectations and "greeting card" holidays Why you're hot: you don't just play hard to get - you are hard to get |
You're the Cheshire Cat. Your mysterious aura and
your penchant for riddles keep your friends
guessing. You dislike staying too long in any
one place. Your advice is always sound, if
somewhat enigmatic. The sum total of this is
that people are always following you and you
just WANT TO GET AWAY!
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You're an Angel! You must be a very beautiful
person. We salute you. Just think you're lying
around on a cloud, waving at aeroplanes. I
think it's probably nice and relaxed up there,
maybe some joints going around to enhance the
atmosphere. Have fun, you're really sweet, just
don't let people take advantage. oooo also you
can fly, wheeeeee.
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You're the Female Cenobite known as Terri.You too like pinnhead came to earth to bring down souls to torture, and also like pinhead you're a pretty rocking dresser! You also have a nasty smoking habit! What Horror Movie Villian am I?
| What Job Field Should You be Working In? You are Agriculture and Natural Resources! Jobs like Farming, Landscapeing, Conservation
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You are a Metafilter.
You are a reliable source of constantly updated cool and ridiculous links.
Keep 'em coming.
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 I took the "Love Style" quiz on gURL.com |
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I am... Storge/Yellow According to John Allan Lee, yellow types would be happy to have a solid, supportive relationship and value this far more than physical or emotional intensity. Yellow types often find themselves falling in love with a best friend or a family friend without realizing it. Read more... What's your love style? |
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Which Member of the Endless Are You?
Zi Ji (Myself)
You understand the need for people to respect each other and be true to themselves. Your strengths lie in your ability to see your own faults and that you are humble enough to improve yourself. Your honesty and goodness of heart draw only the sincerest friends to you. ADVICE: Being able to see your own faults can be a double-edged sword. Understand that there are people around you who love you, and don't let your bad points deter you from loving yourself. What's your CoCo theme song?
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| You are a very conservative and introverted person. You live in your own world and you're not very easy to approach. Which Blogging Tool Are You? |
| Web Test Taker Analysis | |
 | Kaktis is a deranged pain in the ass with too much free time You drive people crazy with your incessant web testing and result sharing. It's people like you that give the web a bad reputation. |
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| What kind of learner are you? Auditory Learner You are an auditory learner and learn by listening and responding to what you hear.
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| What villian are you? You're That Tub of Kool Aid! You're scary as hell. YOU HAVE NO ORGANS!!!! Go away.
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Which "Natural Wonder" are you?
I will be struck down by a meteor!
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According to the Alien Abduction Test There is a 62% chance that I've been abducted by Aliens!
Take the quiz: "Your Psych-Ward diagnosis"
Anxiety Disorder
Diagnosis: General Anxiety Disorder. Excessive anxiety or worry occurring more days than not over a significant period of time. These worries can be associated with a number of events or activities. In addition, the individual finds it difficult to control the worry. Can be marked by physical signs of tension, hyperactivity, and lack of ability to respond in a positive or productive manner to problems or difficulties as they arise.
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