The Absurdly Long Email Survey
I highly recommend sending this to everyone you know. Especially if everyone you know has too mcuh time on their hands. I would like to point out that I compiled (and am continuing to compile) this myself, and as such it changed periodically, which is a good excuse to fill it all out again every few months!
Well, you know the drill. Copy and paste into an email, fill it out, and send away!
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Time and date started:
- Full name:
- Do you like your name?
- Why or why not?
- Why did your parents name you that?
- Online Name(s):
- Where did your online name(s) come from?
- Nickname(s):
- Do you like your nickname(s)?
- Where did your nickname(s) come from?
- Age:
- Gender:
- Current hometown:
- School:
- Grade:
- Birthdate:
- Zodiac sign:
- Chinese sign:
- Place of birth:
- Hair colour:
- Eye colour:
- Height:
- Shoe size:
- Righty or lefty?
- Hair length:
- What is your religion?
- Do you believe in God?
- Do you have glasses or contacts?
- Do you have braces?
- Do you have any allergies?
- What are you afraid of?
- What weaknesses do you have?
- Do you have a job?
- If yes, what do you do?
- Any piercings?
- Any tattoos?
- Do you follow rules?
- What's the worst thing you've ever done and got caught?
- Do you think you are a good person?
- Do you think you are a good friend?
- Do you think you are funny?
- Do you think you are likeable?
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Do you think that people are generally good?
Favorites: - TV Show:
- Salad Dressing:
- Song:
- Movie:
- Colour:
- Season:
- Sport:
- Game (not sports):
- Number:
- Food:
- Drink:
- Type of music:
- Person:
- Candy:
- Actor/Actress:
- Singer/group:
- Quote:
- Ice cream:
- Flower:
- Conversation topic:
- Place:
- Fast food:
- Animal:
- Kitchen appliance:
- Website:
- Holiday:
- Magazine:
- School subject:
- Book:
- Soundtrack:
- Computer game:
- Car:
- Current teacher:
- Past teacher:
- Smell:
- Pop:
-
Bug:
Least Favorites: - TV Show:
- Salad Dressing:
- Song:
- Movie:
- Colour:
- Season:
- Sport:
- Game (not sports):
- Number:
- Food:
- Drink:
- Type of music:
- Candy:
- Person:
- Actor/Actress:
- Singer/group:
- Quote:
- Ice cream:
- Flower:
- Conversation topic:
- Place:
- Fast food:
- Animal:
- Kitchen appliance:
- Website:
- Holiday:
- Magazine:
- School subject:
- Book:
- Soundtrack:
- Computer game:
- Car:
- Current teacher:
- Past teacher:
- Smell:
- Pop:
- Bug:
Family - Parents:
- Ages:
- Sibling(s):
- Age(s):
- Pets:
- Do you like your family?
- Do you get along with your family?
Friends - What do you value most in a friend?
- Best friend:
- Best online friend:
- The sweetest:
- The most caring:
- The one that is always there, no matter what:
- The smartest:
- The prettiest:
- The one you are with the most:
- Funniest:
- Stupidest:
- Craziest:
- Tallest:
- Shortest:
- Laziest:
- Bravest:
- Loudest:
- Quietest:
- Strangest:
- Wildest:
- Tallest:
- Most organized:
- Shyest:
- Most nervous:
- Shortest:
- Do you think of friends before yourself?
- What is the scariest thing that has happened with your friends?
- Do any of your friends call you in the middle of the night?
- Do you want them to?
- What is your fondest memory of your friends?
- The one you tell all your secrets:
- Know's the most about you:
- The one you trust most:
- Worst enemy:
- Most generous:
- Best singer:
- Best house:
- Neatest handwriting:
- Nicest eyes:
- What is the best advice you've got from a friend?
Who is most likely to... - Become a millionaire:
- Become poor:
- Become famous:
- Get married lots of times:
- Not get married:
- Move far away:
- Invent something:
Love - What do you think of love?
- What do you think the definition of love is?
- Have you ever been kissed?
- If yes, by who?
- Do you beleive in love in first sight?
- Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
- If yes, who?
- If no, do you want to?
- Do you have a crush on anyone?
- Who?
- How long have you liked that person?
- What is the farthest you've gone with someone?
- What's the longest relationship you have ever had?
- Have you ever loved anyone?
- Have you ever been loved by someone?
- Do you ever get told you should go out with someone (ie. "You would make such a cute couple!")
- Who?
- Do you think you are a hopeless romantic?
- What is the sweetest thing someone has done for you?
- What don't you understand about love?
Have you ever... - Smoked (anything)?
- Gotten completely sloshed?
- Gone in public in your pyjamas?
- Had an imaginary friend?
- Cried during a movie?
- Cried yourself to sleep?
- Cried saying goodbye?
- Thought about suicide?
- Ran away from home?
- Cheated on a test?
- Been in a car accident?
- Swore when your parents are around?
- Had a massage?
- Stayed up all night?
- Left the province?
- Left the country?
- Left the continent?
- Sang in front of a mirror?
- Spent more than an hour doing your hair?
- Talked and/or walked in your sleep?
- Gone carolling?
- Skinny dipped?
- Lit anything on fire? (and what):
- Lit anyone on fire? (and who):
- Bungee jumped?
- Gone sky diving?
- Comitted a crime?
- Been in the hospital overnight?
- Laughed so hard that what you were drinking spewed out your nose?
- TPed someones house?
- Spread a rumour?
- Eaten dirt?
- Eaten a bug?
Would you ever... - Sky dive?
- Hang glide?
- Bungee jump?
- Kiss your best friend of the opposite gender?
- Go on a blind date?
Which is better: - Sun or moon:
- Pepsi or Coke:
- Earth or space:
- Pool or lake:
- Lake or ocean:
- Email or instant messagers:
- U.S. or Canada:
- Pen or pencil:
- Bacon bits or croutons:
- Cat or dog:
- Loud or quiet:
- Chocolate or vanilla:
- Light or Dark:
- Night or Day:
- Coffee or tea:
- Looks or personality:
- Dressy or casual:
- Warm or cold:
- Silver or gold:
- DVD or VHS:
- Computer or T.V.:
- Milk or Water:
Future - Occupation:
- Location:
- How many kids?
- Do you want to get married?
- Do you think you will?
- What do you want to be remembered for?
If you were stranded on a desert island... - What one person would you want with you?
- what 5 people would you want with you?
- Who would you eat first?
- Who would you eat last?
- What one thing would you bring with you?
Last bunch of pointless ones - Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
- What is the best advice anyone has ever given you?
- What is your bedtime?
- What do you least understand about the opposite gender?
- What is the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to you?
- Do have voices in your head?
- Do they talk to you?
- Do you listen?
- What is the wierdest dream you have ever had?
- What is the scariest dream:
- What is the freakiest one:
- What song is stuck in your head right now?
- If World War III broke out, what would you do?
- What's the one thing you can't live without?
- Are you good in school?
- Do you beleive in ghosts?
- Do you agree with the phrase "That which does not kill us makes us stronger"?
- What are you wearing?
- What's something you ALWAYS have on you?
- Who is the last email you recieved from?
- If you could go back in time, what would you change?
- Who was the last person to call you?
- How do you react to change?
- What was the last thing you cried about?
- Do you talk to yourself?
- Are you glad this survey is almost over?
- What kind of mood are you in right now?
- What's in the trunk of your car?
- Describe yourself in one word:
- What word or phrase do you say far too often?
- What is your most prized posession?
- Good luck charm:
- What are you doing tonight?
- What was the last sentence you said?
- Last thing you watched on TV:
- Where was the last place you bought food?
- Bored yet?
- What do you REALLY want to be doing now?
- Should people respond to this?
- What makes you really angry?
- Who sent this to you?
- Who do you think will fill it out?
- Who do you think won't even read it?
- Who do you want to fill it out most?
- Say something about the person who sent this to you:
- What is the meaning of life?
- LAST WORDS:
- Time finished: