...[the words of grump]...

this began a while ago, perpetrated by myself and my good friend cat. frankly we are god's gift to the english language. with that in mind, we have compiled our own dictionary, the words of grump. this is composed of words - both made up by us, and assembled from other sources - that we think should not only be everyday lexemes, but should in fact be elevated to godlike status. these are the words of grump. read. absorb. use.

note: NONE of the words of grump are spelt wrong. tehre are no typos. do not question our authoritah.

befudged - confused in a cheerful, absent-minded way

blimus - pilfered from monty python's life of brian. roman version of blimey. general exclamation phrase.

blomberching - any mean person who refuses to think of cool words for us

bobbins - stuff - a nice all purpose word

dischuffed - not happy

fahoobulous - better than fabulous

fantasmagroovulous - a bit spesh really

grump - to gripe - particularly effective when done collectively by a number of persons - highly enjoyable when done properly

hooby - an all purpose word, usually affixed to other words to express positivity - i.e. hoobtastic

huggle - a special, huuuuge, romantic cuddlesome hug - shared between lovers or best friends

mahoosive - massive, but far bigger

meat - coooooool!

nyum nyum - used to express pleasure, also an all-powerful tool that can bring about mass technical destruction

raz - random, strange - i.e. doing a raz - being random.

shagwit - whatever you want it to mean :) generally insulting though.

splangy - weird in a good way

trumpy - moaning, nagging- i.e. being trumpy

yayness - happiness, joy, chuffedness

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