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...[it would be really nice if you would go and die quietly somewhere]...

there are people and bands and things that make me spit nails. now we all know it's not healthy to bottle it up - pent-up aggression can lead to dangerous accidents. so, without reserve, i shall bitch till i'm blue in the face. i present a list of people/bands/things i would like to throttle, with reasons as and when i can be bothered. this list will no doubt grow at an alarming rate as time continues. enjoy. [i know i already listed a load of stuff i hate on the [ticking and kicking] page but i want to list more stuff here, so ner.]


fred durst: . . . i explained this on the my vitriol msgboard, and i cannot be bothered to type it out again because i am a sloth. so i'll just copy-and-paste.

he has a whiny voice. [1]
his lyrics are appalling, laughable, and excruciatingly, embarrassingly lame. [2]
that fucking cap. [3]
all the muscles in his face are dead - LOOK!!! THE GUY HAS *ONE* FACIAL EXPRESSION!!! LOOK AT *ANY* PICTURE!!!!! YOU'LL SEE!!!! [4]
he "sings" [i use that loosely] anthems for balding 30-something simple minds fans - see 'my generation'. OH! you mean... 'my generation' was written for today's teenagers??? fred mate, there's something you should know - you spent the first 10 years of your life in a coma. you're actually 10 years older than you think you are. Sorry mate. [5]
he's an irritating, tw�theaded pest. [6]
those big shorts look realllllly stoopid on him. they suit him so well. [7]
he can't rap to save his life. [8]
THAT FUCKING RED CAP!!!!! [9]

jj72: . . . oh my, i hate them so much. so boring. so wanky. that trembling, wibbly voice. the utterly mundane songs. the way they're fucking everywhere. i can't turn on my tv or radio without mark greaney bellowing 'whhhhyyyyyy won't it snoooowwww' at me.

betina motive: . . . this is a band i saw supporting snow patrol. they were remarkably, stunningly awful. possibly the worst band i've come across in a year. the memory will no doubt live with me forever, haunting my nights and shadowing my days. DEATH TO PRETENTIOUS-WANNABE-PROG-AMBIENT-TUNELESS-NOODLINGS!!!!!

being bored: . . . this is something i do a lot of. i'll sit at home, look at whoever's in the room, and moan 'i'm bored.' because i am. the world is not entertaining enough for my liking. i should not have to pay cash or get my coat on to be unbored.

mark b and blade: . . . the most pretentious, tiresome hip-hop band ever? possibly.

jimi hendrix: . . . goddammit he's overrated. admit it. all skill no tunes.

lostprophets: . . . i'm sorry cat.. but they suck. they suck majorly. overhyped toss.

q magazine: . . . ew. paul weller's spiritual home. the most plodding music magazine in the world and they have the gall to charge �3 for it. fuckers.

kelly jones: . . . the stereophonics are bad enough, but when they're fronted by this flat-headed baboon it all gets a whole lot worse. does anyone want to kill him? please? i have money [�4] and can pay for the service.



anything you wanna add to this? feel free, makes my life easier :)



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