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       Pyrokinetic mongeese originated in South Africa. They use their mind powers to ignite anything in their way. Most animals do not attack unless it's in self defense. Is the Pyrokinetic Mogoose this way? HELL NO! If you are as much seen by a full grown Pyrokinetic Mongoose, you best start praying! Many scientists have tried to capture these and those many have failed. How can you tell if a mongoose is pyrokinetic or not? Here are some signs:

    --If you combust when it notices you.
    --If you ignite when the mongoose sees you.
              OR
    --If you burst into flame when it is aware of your prescence.

    The Pyrokinetic Mongoose also has been known to kill snakes by setting them on fire, giving them a barbeque-ish taste.
      By the way, do you like this background? Personally I think it's pretty cool. It joins the burning in hell effect with being tied up with chains making it impossible to escape.......maybe I don't like it anymore.
       Anyway, stay away from the Pyrokinetic Mongoose if you wish to live! 
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