-Revalations 24: 9 - 56
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| -----about what the world would be like without mongeese. | |||||||||||||||
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| As all of us know (or at least all of us that aren't stupid) mongooses eat snakes. If we didn't have them in our world then there would be many more snakes, many of which are poisonous. Therefore, more humans would be bit and die. This would cause us to blame the government, because let's face it, everything's the governments fault . The government would then send out extermination crews to kill the snakes. And then the animal rights groups come along with gay signs like "Animals were born free!" and "Snakes are humans too you know!" and I'm like "No they're not." Then they go on about animals and their feelings and stuff. I swear, they don't shut-up! I think they're just sad that they're complete losers and have nothing better to do. Anyway, then the government would back off because "Everyone has a right to do or say whatever the hell they want." So on goes the death of the people and the growing population of snakes. This causes many people to freak out and join various cultural groups, such as cannibalism. Now people are eating eachother and snakes are still killing us. And to add to the problem when people eat someone who was bit, they get poisoned too! So eventually everyone dies except for 9.5 non-cannabalistic people that managed to survive. They must reproduce to repopulate the world. There's only one problem; they're all girls except for one. You may be thinking, that's not a problem (for the guy) but read on. But obviously all the children have the same dad, so when they reproduce their children are mentally challenged. This causes them to drive their parents insane and they all jump into the water and drown. Thus, the human race is extinct and over time the snakes evolve and become more and more intelligent. They then build great cities and rule the world. -Revalations 24: 9 - 56 |
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