Pink Squirrels are the shiznit. Honestly, have you ever seen anything like a pink squirrel? They originated in the land of FUN. Shmorfs would venture through mazes to steal the Pink Squirrels' precious acorns. The squirrels would chase the little Shmorfs out and sometimes even eat them. By the way, Shmorfs are little gnome-like creatures. The Shmorfs are many different colors: green, blue, purple, and in some rare cases red. Anyway, the Pink Squirrels live in many different environments. Some live in radioactive waste causing them to go crazy and chase eachother, and anyone who approaches, away. They often rip out eachothers ribs to chew on if they get bored. They usually dont even eat their acorns unless its a special occasion. They usually eat any meat they can find, but ill ones that aren't well enough to get their own food eat berries.
As you can see Pink Squirrels make wonderful pets... for sick demented crazy people. |
