What Not to Do at a The Lord of the Rings Movie
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1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly: Wait! Which
one is Harry Potter?
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT
PASS!"
3. After the movie, proclaim loudly: "Lucas could have done it
better!"
4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time
someone in the movie mentions "The Ring."
5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and start singing "And I
did it ... MY WAY!"
8. Talk loudly like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite
off somebody's finger and fall down the stairs.
9. Dress up as old ladies and re-enact "The Battle Of Helms Deep"
Monty Python style.
10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "BARBECUE!"
11. In The Two Towers when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and yell "RUN, FOREST, RUN!!!!"
12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm TOLKEIN
about!"
13. During a wide shot of a battle scene, yell: "Where's Waldo?"
14. Talk loudly about how you heard there's a single frame of a nude
Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
15. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and walk around
like everybody else is confused.
17. When they go into the paths of the dead, wait for a tense moment
and shout "I see DEAD PEOPLE!"
18. Loudly imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum,
Dobby and Yoda would sound like.
19. Release a jar of Daddy-long-legs into the theater during the
Shelob scene.
20. Wonder out loud of Aragorn is going to run for Govenor of
California.
21. When Shelob appears, loudly exclaim how Charlotte has really let
herself go!
22. Three quarters through the movie loudly ask your neighbor "Which
one is Michael Flatley and when is he going to dance?"
