Original source unknown, received as a forward
| Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that. |
Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred. |
The Web site you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist. |
| A file that big? It might be very useful. But now it is gone. |
You seek a Web site. It cannot be located. Countless more exist. |
Chaos reigns within. Stop reflect and reboot. Order shall return. |
| Aborted effort: All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank. |
Close all that you have worked on. You ask way too much. Serious error. |
Having been erased, The document you are seeking Must now be retyped. |
| First snow then silence. This thousand dollar screen dies So beautifully. |
With searching comes loss. The presence of absence. "June Sales.doc" not found. |
The Tao that is seen Is not the true Tao Until you bring fresh toner. |
| Windows NT crashed. The Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. |
Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down. |
A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone. |
| You step in the stream But the water has moved on. Page not found. |
Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, But we never will. |
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