Funny Sayings:

--Silly stuff we said at practice--

Hannah-"I just swallowed a bug!"

Daniel-"People!!" *screaming*

Elizabeth-"I can't do this!" *throws the pole*

Tom- "Look, I can toss a shoe."

Michael- "Dasha!" *screaming*

Dasha- "Wha?" *Looks Puzzled*

Becca-*silence*

Jenny- "I thought my head was up."

Jenny- "I thought I was smiling."

Randall-"Clue phone's ringing, somebody gonna answer it?!"

Hannah- "I need tree time!"

Whitney-"I broke a nail."

Michael-"I didn't write that trash."

Guard-"And my favorite color is clear!!"

Guard- "Can I have a diet water with that?"

Daniel-"Hand on the nerd!"

Michael- "Wait I can't see what you're doing."

Daniel- "Let's get the floor out people!!"

Michael and Daniel-"Let's run it one more time, then we can put the floor up..."

Guard-"Umm... you want... me.... to do what?"

Sarah-"Um... me? I did it right?" *YAY*

Tom-"Look, I can swing the rifle....like this and..." *hits ankle*

Michael-"Amazing Grace how sweet the sound," as sung on the bus to Broome... where we almost wrecked!

Michael-"Booty are you hungry?"

Michael/Daniel-"DROP and give me 10!"

The Guard to Michael-"Tay Taay"

Jenny/Becca- "I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner!!"

Michael-"Dasha, what hand is this?" Dasha-"Oh, oh! I know! Left!"

Daniel- "Come on people... Give me sassy head!!!"

Heather-"Jim Bob the gay bowling ball!"

Waitress at Pizza Hut-"I'm pregnant." *Long pause* Jenny-"Oh, you're going to have a baby!!"

Michael/Daniel- "*These* go *here*!"

Guard-"The booty bunch... that's the way we became the booty bunch!"

Hannah-"Squeeze the grape and hold the orange juice!"

Jess-"Mark time mark!"

Hannah-"Was that a fat joke?"

Jess- "Total eclipse of the heart... REMIX!"

Whitney- "You dont have to touch anything when you go to the bathroom." *Thinks* "Well, except yourself."

Daniel- "I've gained a lot of weight since I first met you all." Hannah- *Rolls eyes* "God forbid that the skinny boy actually gains some weight!"

Daniel- "Oh, look... I can look pregnant." Elizabeth- *Pokes stomach* "You already do." *Laughs* Daniel- *Pauses* "Do I really look pregnant?"

Jenny- "Can I go throw away my nail?"

Daniel- "Stop giggling, Hannah, or I'm gonna come back there and knock down your house!" Hannah- *Mimicking Daniel* "It's not a house."

Michael- "It says FLIT, not FLOP!"

Randall- "Pretend like you're wearing a diamond necklace from Tiffany's that you want to show off...right now you're acting like you got one from Family Dollar!"

Randall- "Oh, don't be drama!"

Dan- "I just figured out what you all were doing here. I thought it was some Shira thing."

Whitney- "Mr. Sorah, hit me with a car!" Jenny- "Me too! I'll be trying to save Whit." Becca- "Me too, I'll save Jenny."

Tom- "Yeah, you're eating baked lays. Well I've got french fries...with ketchup. And grease! Want one?" *Eats fries*

Tom- "I like my diamond necklace from Family Dollar."

Michael- "Put the nerd at your boob!" *a few minutes later* Daniel- "DASHA! That's wrong!" Dasha- "BUT IT'S AT MY BOOB!" *Michael falls over laughing*

Daniel- "There are some guard girls like on Dobyns Bennett who go out there and tear it up, and then there are some guard girls who have one brain cell and are using it to breathe."

Daniel- "Which way do you toss a rifle, DASHA?" Dasha- *looks around, confused* "Uh, UP!"

Guard- "The dead blooming flower!"

*Bus crosses Georgia state line in Tennessee* Guard- "Georgia??"

Guard- "In the zone!"

Michael and Daniel- "Ya'll need to get your 'STUFF' together!"

Mr. Dye at Sullivan Central contest- "Ladies, Mr. Tom Padgett is in the building."

Guard- "We're official members of the TPFC."

Jenny- "Oooh, brain freeze!" Michael- *yelling* "You're an alcholic!"

Sandy- "There's rum in this!" Guard- "Ooh give me a drink!"

Daniel- "Elizabeth's right!" Elizabeth- *speechless* Guard- "ELIZABETH??" Michael- "And Tom's wrong?" Guard- *confused*

Daniel- "On the tape Sarah looked like she was giving birth; we need to fix that."

Eklipse at retreat- "Well, they [Elegance] have shoes...they just don't wear them."

Tour guide at Ruby Falls- "When the third group comes down, make them feel welcome!" Daniel- "C'mon...let's give 'em a big ol' Elegance welcome!"

Dasha- "And if you'll look to the right, you'll see several gas stations!"

Michael- "Now we can speak porpus and seagull!"

Daniel- "These people are gonna be down here touching the ceiling and they're gonna think there's slime there and then they'll be like, 'Oh, it smells like LA Looks!'"

Waitress- "Do you want desert?" Hannah- *points at mouth, then points at food*

Hannah- "She said this was gonna be small!!!!!"

Jenny- "Tom's mean, so we don't want to sit with him." James- "I'm mean too...well, I'm a pervert."

Michael- "What comes to mind when you hear the word 'cell phone"? Guard- "TOM!"

Guard- *drooling over The Study* "Can we touch your equipment?"

Tom- *watching The Ring* "If she only had a darn Caller ID!"

Michael- "I think we took the scenic route to Ruby Falls."

Michael- "Daniel, which part of car pool don't you understand?"

Daniel- "Michael, which part of car pool don't you understand?"

Jenny: "Hey!" Daniel: "Chillin'."

Sarah- "Whit, I'm gonna buy some duct tape before we leave this place...tit and tay won't stop bouncing all over the place!"