| The Krew |
| This page is devoted to the illustrious staff of Keoki's Pool Hall. This band of mischeif makers has gotten together to be one of the best bar staffs in the world. They play on the company's SWAT and Slow-pitch Softball teams (more info on that is found on the Hall page). This is also the group that tries to spread the Aloha Oy Vey message round the globe. Each "Krew" member has created his/her own page totally devoted to them. They'll give you bios, pictures, links, files, the finger...you name it. So read up and enjoy. |
| Biolinks! |
| Keoki--Owner/Founder, Bartender: The Man Behind it All. |
| Kemi--Waitress, Bartender, Psychic. |
| Vladimir--Bouncer,Trivia Master. (on sabbatical) |
| Kalikikopa--Bartender, Zen Bullshit Master (ostensively away...) |
| Kanobi--Waiter, Porn Star/Jedi Master. THIS BASTARD HAS BEEN FIRED! |
| Santino--Bouncer, Samurai (on sabbatical) |
| Phoenix--Entertainment (Exotic Dancer). |
| Kat--House Pet (she's our kitty) |
| Licker--Resident Artist and Taster. |
| Friends of the Hall that we'd like to give props to: Our dear friend D--without whom our sound system and live entertainment would suck. The boys of The Freaky Tiki--some of the original dreamers that put Keoki on his course. Boys come in anytime--it's on the house. Kala and Emi--2 of the original waitresses at the Hall. We miss you and your smiles. Katie--One of the bartending staff who had to leave us to go do her own thing. You always have a place here, Katie, just come pour yourself a drink and you get the tips you take home. Phoenix's brother Lightning, his wife Rose and their roommate Panther for all the love they showed the Krew on the road trips. Aerosmith--the boys are regulars actually (psst, Tom, I won fair and square!). They play against the Krew on Tournament Night when they are in town. And to all of our beloved regulars--without you we couldn't have such a prosperous business. Keep comin' and giving us something to do on weekends! |
| Like what you see??? Wanna be part of our warped brood?? Well Keoki's is always on the look out for new Krew members. We are an equal oppurtunity employer and embrace diversity in our midst. So if you're interested in applying for any positions, fill out our online application and email it to our WebMistress. Just a note: One must be documented as certifiably insane in order to be considered for a management position. |
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| Aerosmith and some guests of the Hall. |
| Eamon--Storyteller/Guiness Spokesman |
| The Revamped Photo Album |
| Bravo-- Advertising and Interim Bouncer |
| NEW!! Trivia Quiz |
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| New Profiles!! Click a member for their improved profile! |