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| vladimir alexeikov |
| DOB: 18 October, 1977 |
| Homeland: Novisbirsk Russia |
| Fomer occupation: hockey star |
| Little known factoid: looks smashing in tights and can sing a lovely falsetto. |
| Turn ons: Women, hockey, Xena, long walks, lotsa sweaty activity |
| turn offs: republicans, golf, pokemon |
| strange quirks: violent surges when doing duties as bouncer, secretly longs to be as cool as Darth Maul, has a recurring nightmare of being trampled by a zamboni. |
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