Eamon--Irish Storyteller
Top o' the marnin' to ye.  I'm Eamon O'Brian, born in Belfast, Ireland the 12th of January in the wint'r of '77.  Now I don't know what ya've been told til now, but let me assure ye that I'm not just some drunk that lingered around the bar until someone took notice and gave me a job.  Quite the contrary.  I began comin' ta the Hall about a year and a half ago.  Mainly to partake in the Guiness but I started to tell my stories of me home.  I described in detail the emerald hills of my belov'd Ireland and people took ta list'nin'.  Then I started telling the old tales of the Leprechauns and the Faeries of my land, old Celtic and Gaelic traditions passed on--'tis my job to keep tha oral tradition fresh.  So there came times when my stories enthralled all the crowd and I stopped buying my own beer.
Many a barroom brawl began with the swing o' my fists, aye, and I don't regret a single punch.  Vladimir and I were able to get the riff raff out of the pub and keep my bar free of the vermin. I know it's Keoki's bar but as an Irishman I'm quite territorial.  So when the occasional leprechaun trapses in tha door I will let 'im know his place and won't take me eyes off 'im.  I'll get those lucky charms, I will. 
Katie and I began a talkin' one night about our home and I said that I needed to make a choice.  Stay in the Hall or go to my darlin' country, Ireland?  Well, I made mention that the story I was telling would be my last.  Keoki wouldn't hear of it and the rest is it's own story, too long to tell at this moment in this way.  Aye, I stay here and drink my Guiness ale and get pissed, wearin' my kilt and thwartin' the leprechauns and faeries.  I tell my stories and people listen.  Not because I'm talkin' but because the story wants ta be heard.
pots o' gold or pints o' beer have been lost to this Irishman.
Keoki Kemi Kalikikopa Vladimir Kanobi   Santino   Phoenix Licker Kat Bravo
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