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A View from the North - CRICKET EXPOSED!!! 2002 Season - How the team ranked The Will House Phenomenon - the Website
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Cricket Exposed! For those of you who are adverse to pokes at the lighthearted side of cricket it may be time to redivert your attention somewhere else Anywhere but here. There's something very wrong about my newest contributor, we're just not sure what it is yet. Known throughout cricketdom as 'the Derbyshire hippy' or 'her with t'strange accent - she may be some sort of Leprathingy, coming from Ireland. Apparently green is her least favourite colour though. Something to do with an attempt at alchathingamy - that turning rocks into gold business. She's named after a fizzy drink and supports Derbyshire and Zimbabwe too. Nuff' said. Read Tize's campaign here - it's scary. No. . . really it is. And so it begins. . . . Surprising what you can find hidden in a closet. . . especially a cricketing one. . . . Cricket is a game which is full of controversy; England selection policies (youth or experience?!), 'Keepers standing up or back? Championship or limited overs cricket? Dean Cosker or Dominic Cork? Kent or Surrey? Colville or Nicholas? I may not be able to fathom the England selectors' policies (can the England selectors fathom the England selectors' policies?!). I can't draw the exact line between where youth and experience, or wickies standing up or back, should be defined and I'm too biased to comment on the championship v pyjama cricket war. Cork v Cosker - who cares? I wouldn't dare choose between Meesch's Kent or Surrey (I value my limbs, if not life, and pride, too much).* However I, and everyone else at meeschkentccc, believe that the last can be resolved, or, more over, EXPOSED. Throughout the course of this campaign, I will also reveal to you many other shocking exposés, which have dwelled too long in the deep, dark depths of the cricketing closet. Those and Tom Lungley's socks. Terrifying. *Although I am leaning slightly towards Surrey since the startling revelation that Meeeeeesch is in fact a munchkin.... The bain of my life. Then again.... Surrey are the home of munchkins. I'll just go for Zimbabwe. |