I have four brothers:
Pat, age 16-Likes to play Lacrosse
Matt, age 24-Like to pet worms(and sometimes eats one)
Nat, age 6-Likes to collect doornobs
Harry, age 27-Studies the life cycles of hamsters.
My dad, Herbert, loves to play chess
My mom, Gertrude, likes to knit booties.

My Friends
I have 40 friends. 39 of those are cattle. I will name them:
Bessy
Maybel
Buttercup
Tulip
Betty
Bob
Cindy
Gus
Bud(short for Buddy)
Rita
Ameilia
Lucy
Fredrick
Elvis
Sparkle
Martha
John
Rosy
Shtinker
Ethel
Eve
Adam
Dexter
Bashful
Samson
Debbie
Scruffy
Josh
Mark
Dandilion
Phill(short for Pauxatawny Phil)
Steve
Sue
Ann
Binky
Peter
Marge
Goober
Ferdinand
My Other Friend is Kelckat. We're close, we're tight, we're constricting. We love to go on cow herds together.

My Work
My work is, of course, one of my other favorite hobbies, a sanitation substitute. I fill in for garbage men(and women), janitors, and landfill operators $who are off durty. This is mostly because ther workers have developed an illnes from working around the garbage, but I don't care! It's great pay!($2.50 an hour) I eat it for a snack. We love it!!!

Favorites
Here is a long list of my favorite things.

Color: Brown
Singer: Michael Jackson
Band: Beatles
T.V. Show: Emergency Vet!
Outfit: Overalls with patches and sparkly gloves
Song: I Am the Cyst Remover
Friend: Kelckat
Breed of Cow: Milk Cow
Michael Jackson CD/Album: Bad- Michael Jackson
Beatles CD/Album: Sgt. Pepper's Loney Hearts Club Band
Computer: Fritz (Sony VAIO with LCD Monitor)
Fish: Frederick (Red Beta Fish)
Job: Sanitary Substitute
Disease: Urinary Tract Infection
Music: (Dirty) Pop
Michael Jackson song: Beat It, Wanna Be Startin Something, Dirty Diana, Smooth Criminal, Remember the Time, and Money.(ALL OF THEM!
Beatles song: Elenor Rigby, Come Together and She Loves You
Sport: Cyst Removing and Volleyball
Food: Spagghetti with MOLDY meat balls
Fruit: Kiwis
Vegetable: Carrots, though they make my lips hurt
Bread item: Saltine Crackers
Milk item: Mik fresh-sqeezed from my favorite cow, Bessie.
Day of the week: Saturday
Ice Cream: Heath Bar Flavor
Animal: Milk Cow
Brand of Recorable CDs: Maxwell
Thing To Do: Herd Cows or Create CD Labels
Dictiobnary: The Desk Reference Library by Time
Hour of the Day: 4:00 am
Second of the Day: 24738th second
Dance Move: The Moonwalk, The Toe, or The Toe Stand.
Magazine: Cysts Unlimited
Newspaper: The Cyst Removing Prints
Brand of Mustard: Frenches
Brand of Ketchup: The kind they use at McDonalds
Book: To Remove a Cyst By Eugene R. Jugular
Person: Jesus
Vein: The Jugular Vein
Cheese: Creamy Havarti
Michael Jackson lryic: "Your b*tt is mine."
Beatles lryic: "Sitting on a corn flake, waiting for the van to come."
Brand of Washers/Dryers: Kenmore
Issue to Protest: Stapling Papers and Slaughtering of Gnomes