Annyonomous says:
I'd like to congradulate Bertha May on her wonderful picture. She looks really becoming. I also want to mention her great veterinarian skills, especially her manul cyst removing skills. She should keep hearding her cows with her best friends: her cows and Kelckat. I'd also like to thanks her as a friend for inviting me to her last birthday party, where everybody there had loads of fun removing cysts with her.

Kristen L. says:
This is the best site ever!!! I love Bertha May and her cows! They are so cool!!!!!!!!!!! I am part of this cool club! The Bertha May club forever!!!!!! YAY! Bertha May is really funny. She loves her cows very much, which makes her special. I like her cows, too. I like Buttercup the best. In conclusion, Bertha is a really great cow hearder/santiary substitute.

Melissa L. says:
Bertha May is a very nice person and has very good cows. I would like to congradulate her on her recent award for Buttercup.

Bonnie B. says:
Bertha is my hero for many many reasons. First, she inspires me to reuse more things and helps me realize that cows are our friends, too. She is always thinking of the cows before herself and that shows very good character! She is just doing what she loves, looking over the bad and only seeing the good. She is always looking out for the safety and health of her cows. I really admire her for that! She is very kind and caring. Many people would call Bertha "odd" but not me. She is unique in every way and is a very helpful, nice, and loving person She told me all different stories of her cows and even offered for me to go into the business with her. This made me very happy even though I had to tell her no thanks because this is a job ony for Bertha, and she is very talented at it. If I learned from the master herself, who is also a very good teacher, my best attempt wouldn't even meet her worst one. As you can probably tell by now, Bertha is my hero and I couldn't live without her!

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Sarah D. says:
She is handsome, she is pretty, she is the belle of Belfast City!
She is a courting, 1, 2, ,3.
Who is she? She's Bertha!
Bertha is cool! So anywho, I am Bertha's biggest fan! Between Scottish folk dancing with 1400 lb animals, I write letters to Bertha! She hasn't ever responded to any of them, but I still write them! Every doggy day I write to her. I have 1335 cats (read more on my site!), and they love Bertha's cows, and idolize her brother..but we don't go there.(they like the hamsters). Bertha is awesome! ALL HAIL BERTHA MAY SR!!!!!!!!!!!! Bertha is the coolest person ever. We must get together again and remove cysts like at your party last year. Remember? It was so fun.

Tammy Faye. says:
Hey, ya'll, Tammy Faye here. I'm a close friend of Bertha's, and I just thought ya'll should know that not only is Bertha loved by cows and people alike, but she is as brave and as loyal a person as you'll ever find. Seriously though, removing cysts with your bare hands takes a lot of courage, and as for loyalty, no one sticks by her herd like Bertha. If everyone tried to be a little more like Bertha May, the world would be a better place. So, I say we turn our words into actions and elect Bertha May President of The United States in 2004! You go Bertha May!!!!!