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My Life As Of Now
Hello! This is Bertha welcoming you to my site. Please enjoy your stay and come back later for more fun! To navigate the site, click on the links in the bottom menu.
UPDATES
March 21, 2002-
I added HTML! You should all be very happy that I did this. I also registered this site as a domain!
January 31, 2002-
Phil didn't win, but everything is right nice since he came in second place. We'll be praciticing all this summer to get him ready for next year. That darn Maybel has a urinary tract infection again! Maybe I should stop feeding her saurkraut.
January 12, 2002-
Happy New Year peeps. Guess what. The semi-annual cow feed contest is coming up, and I am entered! The contest is to feed your cow as much hay as possible in 5 minutes. I'm sure Phil will win this time.
October 7th, 2001-
Turns out that Buttercup won the best cow prize afterall! Since I manually removed her cyst, she was once again the fairest cow of them all.
September 30th, 2001-
Poor Buttercup! My big beauty has a urinary tract infection! What will I do? The fair is coming up soon and she is entered in the cow competition. A cyst loaded cow won't win me first prize! Oh well, I guess I'll have to go in and remove it manually...
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