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Everything else you don't need to know about me...
I'm obsessed with
Stupid Quizes
Toys
I LOVE...
Insults
Self Inflicted Insults (really why let someone
else get all the pleasure?)
People's homemade dodgy songs that can be sung to by
classics...
I don't love these...but they're truly sick and must be shared!
Susy DeLucci and the Miracle of Life
KFC
Not gross stories...
Death of the 7 Dwarves
Frau Trude
Top 10 Snappy comebacks to " Why aren't you Married yet"
10. You haven't asked yet.
9. What? And spoil my great sex life?
8. Just lucky, I guess.
7. I'm waiting until I get to be your age.
6. I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.
5. I guess it just goes to prove that you can't trust those voodoo doll
rituals.
4. What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?
3. We really want to, but my lover's husband just won't go for it.
2. I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck.
1. Why aren't you thin? (my personal fav)
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Love your enemies incase your friends turn out to
be a bunch of bastards
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make your bum look smaller, extend the crack with
an eyebrow pencil
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