Susy
DeLucci and the Miracle of Life.
One morning around 5am 22 year old Susan DeLucci of Kittery,
Maine, woke up
with a painful need to urinate. At first she thought she had
diarrhea, but when she
stood up out of bed, she realized that it was urinary pain. It
was very similar to
the feeling of having diarrhea, just out the wrong hole. She
wobbled to the
toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina erupted into the most
horrific messy
farting noise anyone has ever heard. In paralyzing pain, Ms.
DeLucci for
the next few minutes continued to push and squirt out of her
vagina a burning
tide of wretch and filth while she gripped the sides of the
toilet, white-
knuckled. She was screaming wildly, and the neighbors called the
police.
When medics arrived they found Ms. DeNucci unconscious lying on
the floor
of her bathroom wearing nothing but her bath robe. Running down
her leg, was
a stream of brown and green syrup. The medic had to transfer her
to a stretcher,
so he grabbed her left leg which was bent crossing her other leg,
to straighten
her out. She was lying there all twisted up. When he lifted her
left leg to
straighten her body out, he exposed her vagina at which point a
creature,
no larger than the tip of a finger wormed its way out of her
genitals and
landed on the floor with a wet popping sound. Shocked, the medic
stared
at the creature that was lying on the tile bathroom floor in a
casing of mucous.
It was a tiny mud shrimp and it sat there on the cold floor
gasping for
water while flipping itself back and forth.
The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt the nausea
setting in. When he
put his face down into the toilet to puke what he saw was so
horrific that to
this day he cannot look into a toilet without convulsing. The
entire toilet
bowl was boiling with baby brown mud shrimp flipping and
splashing at a
furious pace.
If you think that is bad - wait until you hear
how it happened: Ms. DeLucci's
death was the result of a combination of shock and severe head
trauma. She
stood up over the toilet in pain and when she saw what she had
done, she
went into shock and fell, smashing her head on the toilet and
then on the
floor. It is believed by police that two nights before the
accident she had
purchased a live lobster at a fish market. While lying in a tub,
she gently inserted
the creature's tail into her vagina to derive physical pleasure.
At that point, she
held a lighter under the creature's face causing it to flip its
tail in a violent
snapping motion. The medics found a lesbian XXX video in the VCR
and the
TV was positioned on a table in front of the tub. The lobster was
found in the
kitchen garbage can wrapped in a paper bag. Traces of Ms.
DeLucci's DNA
were found on the lobster along with pubic hairs that had wedged
themselves
between the lobsters' tail joints. The lobster's face was lightly
burned with the
same fuel used in lighters. The lobster's digestive track and
colon were found
to be full of mud shrimp egg casings. Doctors believe that the
lobster had eaten
them (they are common in the water at fish markets and are
usually harmlessly
boiled to death) and the lobster had crapped them out into Ms.
DeLucci's
vagina when she was torturing it. Maine mud shrimp only take two
days to
gestate and Ms. DeLucci was only four days away from getting her
period.
Doctors believe that at that point of her menstrual cycle, her
womb was the perfect
PH balance to grow these mud shrimp which are a much larger
version of the
popular "Sea Monkey" pets sold throughout the US.
Overnight the eggs had
hatched and the mud shrimp began doubling in size every ten
minutes!!! You
can imagine the pain she was in when she woke up that morning and
gave
birth to well over 1,000 mud shrimp in her toilet.........