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Willow: Which part?
Xander: The math.
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Buffy: I know my transcripts are a little...colorful.
Mr. Flutie: Hey, we're not caring about that. Do you think, uh, 'colorful' is the word? Not, uh, 'dismal'?
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Cordelia: It's in the bad part of town.
Buffy: Where's that?
Cordelia: About a half a block from the good part of town. We don't have a lot of town.
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Giles: A Slayer slays. A Watcher...
Buffy: Watches?
Giles: Yes. No!
Willow: We're just friends. We used to go out, but we broke up.
Buffy: How come?
Willow: He stole my Barbie.....we were five.
Look, it's the original Scoobies!
Harmony: Okay, I think it's done.
Cordelia: Finally, the nightmare ends. Now how do we save it?
Willow: Deliver.
Cordelia: Deliver? Where's that?...Oh. *hits Delete key*
Willow: Oh. I-I need to sit down.
Buffy: You are sitting down.
Willow: Good for me.
Buffy: Vampires are creeps.
Giles: Yes, that's why one slays them.
Buffy: I don't take orders. I do things my way.
Kendra: No wonder you died.
Season 2 Scoobies
Xander: Hey Cordy. Nice outfit.
Cordelia: Oh very funny. Xander: Not really.
Cordelia: So what are you saying?
Xander: Nice outfit?
Cordelia: Can we just drop the subject?
Buffy: Absolutely. I plan to forget the whole thing and pick up right where I left off. *walks in on Giles and Jenny killing* Okay! That's it! I give up! Do I have to sound an airhorn everytime I walk into a room?
Buffy: How did you find me here?
Angel: If I was blind I would see you.
Buffy: Stay with me?
Angel: Forever. That's the whole point. I'll never leave. Not even if you kill me.
Giles: Joyce, you mustn't blame yourself for Buffy leaving.
Joyce: I don't. I blame you.
Season 3 Scoobies.
Buffy: This'll probably go faster if we split up.
Lily: Can I come with you?
Buffy: Where did I lose you on the whole splitting up thing?
Season 4 Scoobies.
Willow: I hate the way he bullies people. He just assumes everyone's time is his own.
Giles: Willow, get on the computer. I want you to take another pass at accessing the Mayor's files.
Willow: Okay.
Willow: I'm not sure I understand the marriage part.
Snyder: You've got the brains, he's got the fast break. It's a match made in heavan.
WIllow: You want us to breed?
Nurse: What are you doing?
Buffy: Breaking into your office and going through your files.
Riley: So what have you got going on tonight?
Buffy: Patrolling.
Riley: Patrolling?
Buffy: Er...Petroleom.
Riley: Petroleom?
Buffy: Uh huh.
Riley: So tonight you have crude oil.
Buffy: It was exactly you Will, every detail. Except for you not being a dominatrix. As far as we know.
Willow: Oh right, me and Oz play mistress of pain every night.
Xander: Did anyone else go to a scary visual place?
Xander: You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the one who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!
Buffy: Check. No more butt monkey.
Buffy: Willow, you're alive!
Willow: Aren't I usually?
Buffy: Who are you?
Dracula: I am sorry. I assumed you knew. I am Dracula.
Buffy: Get out!
Season 5 Scoobies
Willow: Is there anything you don't know?
Giles: Synchronized swimming. Complete mystery to me.
Willow: Game over?
Riley: Uh, Buffy slayed the football.
Guardian: I'm sorry--what's your name?
Buffy: Buffy.
Guardian: No, really.
Season 6 Scoobies.
Buffy: You stole a toothbrush?
Dawn: Mother of pearl handle, very fancy!
Buffy: Yeah, but you stole a toothbrush. As rebellious teenagers go, you're kinda square.
Dawn:Dental hygiene is important.
Angel: I guess this qualifies as happy to see me.
Buffy: Angel, what are you doing h--don't even. I just want to bask.....Okay, I'm basked. What are you doing here?
Angel: This is one of those things you have to finish for yourself?
Buffy: Really kinda is. 		Willow: This girl's bleeding badly. We have to take her to a hospital.
Faith: Yep, guess I'm back in Sunnydale.
Season 7 Scoobies.
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