The world is doomed.
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Since Angel's lost his soul, he's regained his sense of whimsy.
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Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons.
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It's devestating. He's turned into a sixteen year old boy. Of course you'll have to kill him.
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I don't care what time it is! Unlock his cell, unstrap him, and bring him to the phone!
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You were right all along, about everything...well no, you weren't right about your mother coming back as a Pekinese.
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Buffy, when I said you could slay vampires and have a social life, I didn't mean at the same time!
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I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.
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Yes, and you were very nearly devoursed by a giant demon snake. The words "Let that be a lesson" are a tad redundant at this juncture.
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That was hardly the worst mistake you'll ever make...that wasn't quite as comforting as it was meant to be.
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Recording bat-sonar is something soothingly akin to having one's teeth drilled
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Whatever happened to Latin? At least when that made no sense, the Church approved.
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Apparently someone told them that a vision quest consisted of me taking them to the desert and doing the hokey pokey and turning myself around.
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You're my Slayer. Go on, knock his teeth down his throat.
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I had very definite plans about my future. I was going to be a fighter pilot. Or possibly a grocer.
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You're in a magic shop and you can't think of what Tara might like?
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I used to be a highly respected Watcher. Now I'm an injured dwarf with the magical ability of a doily.
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The world is definitely doomed.
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