Kasper Hauser Redux
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Update 03/10/03: YES! I am not dead! Finally an update. How long has it been? Nearly six fucking months, that's how long! I've not been idle in that time as you'll see in the coming few weeks as new stuff slowly begins to appear in this space. Need to get those counters fixed too as we've had over 30,000 visits to this page since it began. Incredible but true! Anyway, against my better judgement I have begun a new weblog (I know, I know...) to replace the old one that delighted so many for so long. It's kind of basic at the moment with only a few entries but at least you'll be able to read what's going on with yours truly right now. Find it here and be amazed at the cleverness and zeitgeisty way I've tinkered with this websites name.
More soon. I love you all.
Update 23/04/03: ROB'S STORY Goes Bollywood!...In a saga set to run and run we have another exciting update concerning the dramatisation of Leo's epic novella. (Still available to read right here!) As you'll know, a major cinematic production based on this 'Inspired by a true story' tale is currently in the works. Meanwhile...on the subcontinent they've already churned out a musical based on the whole sordid story. We've not seen it yet but if this clip is anything to go by it's going to be a corker. Intrigued? Well it's subtitled for the hindi-impaired and available right here! The critics agree - they'll wish they'd never met us.
Update 22/04/03: Our next feature presentation is imminent and you can see the first example of our marketing push (Read: The poster) by doing the clicky thing right here, although regular visitors may have already seen it adorning our main page for the last week or so, provoking the first hate - or at least vague dislike - message on our predictably underused Message Board. Ahh, it's good to be back...
Update 19/03/03:Leo Judkins, occasional KHr contributer has written us a story. It's a fictional story based on actual events and I'd just like to stress that I was the one who walked out of the fucking psychodrama!!!! CLICKY to read the amazing saga of Rob's Story
Update 18/03/03: Writings page has been updated with two essays, one commentary and one short story. Look out for an exclusive new short story from KHr. occasional contributer Leo Judkins coming soon!!!
Update 05/03/03: Links Page updated.
Update 27/02/03: 'RUSKIN ROYALE' page has been updated with an err..Extreme Sports style video. If it's going to piss you off just don't download the damn thing. It really is that simple. You know who you are.
Update 14/02/03: No fucking Valentine's Day cards..is it any wonder? BUT we do now, finally, at last etc. have a very excellent Message Board for you to scrawl inanities all over. Check it out!
Update 11/02/03: TOY STORIES, a new spinoff site is now online. We'll be taking a trip down "Crap Toy Memory Lane" to smash those rose-tinted specs of yours. Come off it, toys back then were SHIT compared to stuff today, except for Action Man who seems to have become a nonce or something! Have you actually played HALO on X-Box? HAVE YOU??? Anyway, the first four toy pages are up. These are: Sea Monkeys followed by Mr.Potato Head then we have Magic Robot and the Rolf Harris Stylophone
Update 08/02/03: Sick Japanese 'Snuff Style' Download Fun Can Be Got HERE. Meanwhile, if you're not a sick fucker our new guide to classic parlour entertainment is almost online. Check out the (under construction) main page righty HERE. Finally, Ellen Feiss's infamous SWITCH commercial has been, albeit tenuously, added to the Suicide Song page. Now I just have to sit and wait for the cease and desist order from Apple.
Update 06/02/03: Politically incorrect 'humour' by special guest webmaster Leo Judkins can be found HERE. E-Mailbomb him if you're a Ruskinite and it pisses you off!
Update 01/02/03: MASSIVE WEBSITE UPDATE!!! New title page HERE. Download a song about Kasper Hauser HERE. The Japanese Cursed Video now available in REAL format HERE. New version of the Hungarian Suicide Song for download HERE. The true history of the United States in animated form for download HERE. Two Japanese schoolgirls getting Uzi'ed at close range. Yes, it's a scene from the infamous BATTLE ROYALE, download it HERE. Whew!
Update 25/01/03: Various scribblings by me are now online. Have 2 minutes and nothing to read? Great! Clicky!
Update 06/12/02: You kids are eating up my bandwidth with your incessant downloading. The movies are offline, if you'd like to give up some webspace for future presentations then let me know!
Update 04/12/02: Transcript of a presentation I gave on 'film censorship in the 1970's' online here.
Update 25/11/02: My latest essay (On online music) can be found here.
Update 24/11/02: Countdown to our new movie series begins here plus a cool picture of some handsome fella and his little robot pal can be found (For no apparent reason) here.
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