Quotes are fun. Many of these are from surfing the 'net, others from www.coolsig.com, some famous, some not, some...are mine. XD
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[Unless otherwise noted, all quotes are from the internet.]
Duct tape is like the Force. There's a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
"Evil beware. We have waffles." ~Raven, from Teen Titans, in episode Cyborg The Barbarian
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
"It bothers people when you are lucid and ironic." ~ A. Camus
--from the Ebola Zaire Fan Club web site. XD
"Kill a man, one is a murderer; kill a million, a conqueror; kill them all, a God." ~Neko-Chan
"Life, loff, and pixie sticks!" ~Naosu, by Ebony Kuroneko, (formally) of ff.net
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me--in fact, just leave me alone, OK?" ~Anonymous
--My life philosophy. Peace.
Life without danger is a waste of oxygen.
I am logged in, therefore I am.
--The central fact of my existence. Yes.
I think, therefore I am. I think.
I think. Therefore I am DANGEROUS.
Charlie was a Chemist, but Charlie is no more. What Charlie thought was H2O was H2SO4.
--All chemistry teachers should say this.
Do not disturb. Already disturbed!
Pi R squared. Nooo! Pie R round, cornbread R square!
"flamewarforum...where Saddam Hussein hid his Weapons of Mass Destruction." ~ Flame War Forum, on the 'net
"Writing is magic, as much the water of life as any other creative art. The water is free. So drink. Drink and be filled up." ~Stephen King, in his book On Writing
The truth is out there? Anyone know the URL?
"Ebola is without question a biological Satan."
--*laughs evily*
Anyone who has said that nothing is impossible has never tried to slam a revolving door.
Programmer's National Anthem: AARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!
-- So true.
See my finger? It goes "Rrrrrrrr!!"
Went and threw my two cents in and now I'm broke." ~Internet
" 'Now, all things considered, I am somewhat in sympathy with the idea of finding a bit of ease in drink, at this particular time. But I told her that you were not going to undertake this without me. We are going to get drunk,' he announced. 'We are going to get genteelly drunk, pleasantly drunk, and we will remain in that state with careful application of food as well as drink. We will not drink ourselves sick, we will not drink ourselves stupid, or maudlin, or unconscious, and I will make personally sure that when we finally seek our beds, we will do so in a state that will permit us to sleep and wake without hangovers. Are you with me?' "
-- a healer from Mercedes Lackey's novel, Exile's Valor.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
-- ...And now I've just ruined the atmosphere of the preceding quote. XD
When everything is going your way, you're in the wrong lane.
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
"We should write that spot down."
-- The Far Side, I believe. All right, so it isn't a quote, but it's so...so...XD
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional!
In the beginning, the universe was born. This has made a lot of people angry and is now regarded as a bad move.
(\__/)
(='.'=)This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your
(")_(")signature to help him gain world domination.
Sun Tzu say: The chicken leg is mightier than the sword, moreso if it is Kung Pow Chicken...
--Fledgling on Titansgo.net
Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.
| Jones |
| Matter-Eater Lad's biggest problem is that he's so damn awesome it defies accurate measurement, so people's brains rebel and falsely decide that he is lame, in order to retain their sanity. That's how awesome Matter-Eater Lad is - if you could fully appreciate the full extent of his awesomeness, it would drive you mad.
For those that haven't encountered the majesty of M-E Lad, his superpower is that he can EAT ANYTHING. Rocks, spaceships, trees, plutonium, acid, poison, porcupines, radioactive poison, acidic porcupines, poisonous radioactive porcupines; in short, anything. AND THEN HE'LL COME BACK FOR SECONDS. So don't bag on Matter-Eater Lad, or he will EAT YOU. |
I loved it in Prophecy when she opened up about a gagillion cans of whoop ass on Slade.
-- kadenfukuyama, on her artwork "A Song of Six Pence," refering to the episode "Prophecy" from Teen Titans, on Deviantart.com
| Rocketman |
sexy_pink wrote: I hereby declare that you, 'sexy_pink', do not exist. Now, prove to me your existance. EDIT: Good gravy! I willed her away! |
| merlewhitefire |
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Go Rocketman! I BOW before you!
Wow... there IS a god... and we know it as: "ROCKETMAN!" Let that holy name be spread through the world! |
XD 'sexy_pink' got pernamently banned for being a troll. Rocketman spoketh, and it came to pass! XDXD
Just because we don't have the faculties to understand something in no way means that particular something automatically must not exist, or that it's not relevant to our situation. A penny on a railroad tie has no capacity for understanding freight trains, but it's still going to be about six inches long and .1 millimeters thick when the Atchison, Topeka & Santa Fe is done with it.
-- Buzzard, on Titansgo.net
| Potassium |
remix177 wrote: Welcome to TitansGo Airlines, this is your captain speaking. If you look to the left of the plane, you'll see "X." |
One has to watch out for engineers - they begin with the sewing machine and end up with the atomic bomb.
-- Marcel Pagnol; Critiques des Critiques
Optimist: "The glass is half full."
Pessimist: "The glass is half empty."
Engineer: "That glass is twice as large as it needs to be."
-- Unknown
Why Engineers Don't Write Recipe Books
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Ingredients:
- 532.35 cm3 gluten
- 4.9 cm3 NaHCO3
- 4.9 cm3 refined halite
- 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride
- 177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O11
- 177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O11
- 4.9 cm3 methyl ether of protocatechuic aldehyde
- Two calcium carbonate-encapsulated avian albumen-coated protein
- 473.2 cm3 theobroma cacao
- 236.6 cm3 de-encapsulated legume meats (sieve size #10)
To a 2 litre jacketed round reactor vessel (reactor #1) with an overall heat transfer coefficient of about 100 Btu/°F-ft2-hr, add ingredients one, two and three with constant agitation. In a second 2 litre reactor vessel with a radial flow impeller operating at 100 rpm, add ingredients four, five, six, and seven until the mixture is homogenous.
To reactor #2, add ingredient eight, followed by three equal volumes of the homogenous mixture in reactor #1. Additionally, add ingredient nine and ten slowly, with constant agitation. Care must be taken at this point in the reaction to control any temperature rise that may be the result of an exothermic reaction.
Using a screw extrude attached to a #4 nodulizer, place the mixture piece-meal on a 316SS sheet (300 x 600 mm). Heat in a 460°K oven for a period of time that is in agreement with Frank & Johnston's first order rate expression (see JACOS, 21, 55), or until golden brown. Once the reaction is complete, place the sheet on a 25°C heat-transfer table, allowing the product to come to equilibrium.
-- Anon
The Fellowship of the Ring:
Prologue:
PETER JACKSON: Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up:
-- The Lord of the Rings movies parody/crossover. Freaking hilarious. You must read it all (Livejournal, user mollyringwraith, on 8-22-2005).
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
Chili's To-Go: 10 Minute Limit. Violators will be crushed and melted.
-- Chili's parking sign. =D
You shake that boba.
-- =D
I pledge allegiance to my boys
of my favorite AniManga
And to the goals, for which they stand,
In all hotness,
Kawaii to all.
He steals everything--
Even the stars glittering in the sky
and invaluable human lives.
-- Jing, King of Bandits
"You know, it's not so bad if a writer diverts slightly from the story's reality, once in a while. But this takes reality and smashes it with a mallet, cuts it into chunks, runs it through the paper shredder, and lights the remains on fire." ~ As Spake By Lemmingwriter
-- found on godawful.net
For some reason the image of a demented (even more so) Erik on AOL came to mind after reading that.
F4nT0MofTehAOL: L3t T3h dr34m b3g1n, l3t y0ur d4rk3r s1d3 gib in LOLZZZZ!!!!1111
-- found on godawful.net
So Silver and Nickel see Gold walk into the bar, and they're like "A U!"
And on the 8th day, God made bananas.
"Have you seen my hippo? He hides, and I must seek."
"I cannot play, but please do you know, a strange man named Control Freak? He is big, not tall, and nasty, and known for causing strife. He escaped into the TV--"
"Hey Star--run for your life!"
--A pelican, Starfire, and Beast Boy, Teen Titans
I can bend minds with my spoon.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, and so would an 80 lb. carrot.
Therapy is expensive but bubble wrap is free.
Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
A teacher of a philosophy class handed all the students a test saying, "Why?" at the top of the paper. One student wrote beneath it, "Why not?" and got full marks.
I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
"Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw..."
Chess players mate better.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large hammer
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened...
Bugs come in through open Windows.
Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.
I had a life once... now I have a computer and a modem.
COMMAND: A suggestion made to a computer.
FATAL SYSTEM ERROR: Press F13 to continue...
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
Canadian DOS prompt: EH?>
Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (yep/Nope)
BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
ASCII a stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
ACK and you shall receive.
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
And God said "Let there be light." But then the program crashed because he was trying to access the 'light' property of a NULL universe pointer.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
cthread. cthread_fork(). Fork, thread, fork!
Drag me, drop me, treat me like an object!
Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good. And when it is bad, it is better than nothing.
nbsp;nbsp; --Dick Brandon
God is real... unless declared an integer.
Hey! It compiles! Ship it!
Intel: We put the 'um...' in Pentium.
Programmer's Drinking Song:
99 programming bugs in the code
99 programing bugs
Fix one bug
Compile it again
Now there's 100 bugs in the code!
(repeat until bugs==0)
Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
Real_men_don't_need_spacebars.
To know recursion, you must first know recursion.
Universe.SYS corrupted. Reboot? [Y/N]
Unix, BASIC, C, PASCAL, APL, ADA, and PROFANITY spoken here.
VI VI VI The editor of the beast.
Whip me. Beat me. Make me maintain AIX.
<LIFE><!----Insert boring stuff here----></LIFE>
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray.
"Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes!"
VENI, VIDI, VISA - I CAME, I SAW, I SHOPPED
'Veni, Vidi, Velcro' - I came, I saw, I stuck around.
Electricians do it till it Hz.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam.
A billion Chinese can't be wrong, eat rice.
A red sign on the door of a physics professor: 'If this sign is blue, you're going too fast.'
Alcohol and calculus don't mix - PLEASE don't drink and derive.
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
Black holes were created when God divided by 0.
In The Beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
May the torque be about you.
Laundry instructions on a shirt made by HEET: For best results, wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good results, drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
What people live in the Po Valley? Po people.
The writing of ancient Egypt was called hydraulics.
The inhabitants of Moscow are Mosquitoes.
In aJapanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub.
In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop: Drive Sideways.
In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
Remember I before E, except in Budweiser.
On the side of a sewage plant truck: "We're number one with your number twos!"
On a Korean Knife: Keep out of Children
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: 'Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.' (Step 3: Fly Delta).
May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful.
Confucius say - 'He who stands on toilet is high on pot'.
Seen written on the USA TODAY newspaper dispenser: USA TODAY (written underneath) Tomorrow the World!
Written above the mirror in a men's washroom in Seattle, WA: "Think!" Scrawled below it, with an arrow pointing down: "Thoap".
