Ah, the wierdness and wonder of wacky words that come out of my mouth. ...Or my family. Or my friends... XD
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"WAI! PI! 3.14159!"
-- ...and on Pi day, or March 14, at exactly 1:59 PM...PARTY!
"I got accepted into Cornell?!? What are they, insane?"
-- Seriously, accepted into an Ivy League? Wow. No offense to Cornellers.
"...I wanna blow 'em up...FROM THE INSIDE!!!"
-- ... From an IM conversation with a friend...no this was not role-playing...this is me and WMD of biowarfare...XDXD
" 'As ice floats in water, about 10% of the ice floats above the surface of water. There is some ice floating in the glass of water. What will happen to the water level as the ice melts?' "
[screenname]: ... i wonder
[screenname]: OMG IT SHRINKZZZ
kapumt: XD
-- IM conversation with friend. About a physics question. ...And we're tired of fluids. [screenname of friend removed for privacy. Yes. I am paranoid.]
"pgh. ... H! H! H!"
-- Yet another IM conversation. Pressure on an object under a fluid equals density of object times gravity (9.8 m/s^2) times height of object, or [P = pgh]. ...And height was a very important factor in the question I was thinking out. Yes. Physics is wierd.
Me: Oh lookit! It's a fire hydrant!
Sister: ...That's a fire extingisher.
Me: ...I'm tired.
-- ...Yeah. ...They're both red?
"A vonderful goot game! Boost Walkie-Talkie!"
-- ...Me'n'sis. A combo of Dutch Blitz and...a spanish advertistment. XD
"...And God saw that what he had made was loff."
-- inspired by Ebony Kuroneko's Yugi-character Naosu, though I don't think I've told her this O_o ...
Me: *dramatically strikes pose* Behold!
Sister: *doesn't move an inch* ...I'd rather not.
You have messaged a nonexistent user. please rotate your computer 90 degrees and try again.
-- one of my friend's "away" message on aim. Very...unique, yes? XD
"It's BOX-SAY!!!"
-- ...
"Azarath Metrion Zinthos! *boom*" Raven? I love you.
-- A comment I made on the Teen Titans episode "Go!," on Titansgo.net
"Sure. Why not?"
-- My new catch-all phrase. Because...sure, why not? XP
"XP Because shipping is like, the center of a shipper's world."
-- And because, like, that's so true no matter what fandom you like. XP
"And so I challenge ye all! To write! XP *waves sword* Have at you, thy anti-shippers! We shippers shall prove that we are all one big loving body of shippyness! XP"
[screenname]: i don't understand! it's like i clean it all out right, and five seconds later, there's all this other snot up there, and i'm like WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!
-- *falls over laughing*
"I like things that go 'boom.' "
-- ...what? I do!
Words and phrases that I say: fudgeball, what the wonk, wonky, fudge and dangnabbit, oh my word...
-- ...words of the strange that really, I do say...
"Buddy system!"
-- Comment I made on the Co-Op option on the Return of the King Playstation videogame.
"You can't spell DEATH without EA."
-- Okay, I didn't actually say it, but...engineering students of Northwestern University, nod along with me. XP
Toboe LoneWolf: *huggles new song*
Toboe LoneWolf: *SQUEEZEHUGGLEGLOMP*
[screenname]: .................................
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*sits down* *folds hands* There comes a time, young shipper, when it seems as if the whole world is against you. Flames blaze ever higher as the pack of rabid shipper wolves tear at your once beloved ship. They come as wolves dressed as sheep, or seemingly friendly sheep dogs, or something along that nature, but that doesn't matter in this story. As they encroach, the time comes to look into your heart. Will you stand firm in your ship, even with the wolves howling at your heels and the very pettable sheep dogs so close-by? I cannot answer for you, young shipper, but I may tell my own answer. And lo, Toboe LoneWolf verily did sayth: "SCREW. CANON." and doth did run happily across the fields skipping in a very shippy-like manner, unbound by rules, and the wolves did stare dumbfoundethly. |
Quote:FOR THE WIN. A girl who can whip out a hundred various sharp pointy objects concealed over her body? In like, one minute? When she wears a tank top vest? And pants cut slightly over her ankles? Thus having less clothes per square inch of skin to conceal said one hundred plus big sharp pointy weapons? LIKE ZOMG I LOVE YOU TENTEN. (And then post skip with her sleeved blouse and gloves, she can have hidden wrist/arm/shoulder throwing-knife blades and poison tip palm gloves and all sorts of goodies. =D) ... ...And I do believe I just wrote, "less clothes per square inch of skin" in relation to Tenten. .......... |
If we were all squirrels trying to cross the 11-lane highway named as "Organic Chemistry," you would be the squirrel that got run over in lane one. Or maybe two.
I would be the squirrel that got shot even before I stepped on pavement.
-- metaphor I made after missing my Organic Chemistry midterm
[screenname]: EA midterms especially
Toboe LoneWolf: AHAHHAHA.
Toboe LoneWolf: They don't exist.
Toboe LoneWolf: Really. It's all a figment of your imagination.
Toboe LoneWolf: IT'S THE MATRIX.
[screenname]: lol
Toboe LoneWolf: ...Okay, since we are both deluding overselves, how about we BREAK FREE FROM THE MATRIX and...go to the library and study?
[screenname]: MUAHAHAHA
-- AIM conversation. Midterms. Matrix. Yes.
