Hey yo, what's up. My name's Katie, I'm a 19 year old living in southern Florida. I'm a sophomore at USF in Tampa. I figured I'd jump on the old bandwagon and dedicate a pointless webpage to my marvelous being. So yeah. Here it is.
I'm originally from western Pennsylvania right smack in the middle of nowhere. "Look! It's Amish people! And they're playing some kind of game!" I've lived in Florida for 2 years now (from Amish to Cubans, baby), soaking up the rays and probably getting skin cancer. No more fake and bake for me! But I definitely miss my buds back home, especially my boy Josh. Love ya always J Micah!! :-D
Shout-outs (Gotta have 'em):
To my buds in PA -
Curt: Even though you left me for that...so not...my type... in Iowa. I will never forget you. You'll always hold a special place in my heart.
Cory: You'll always be my muchacho. Sorry I didn't get a chance to corrupt you before I left. ;) I'm sure there will be more chances.
Kacie: Party your little ass off and drink one for me. Just try not to have too much sex.
James: "I can't OPEN any wider!" Tell you what... you'd love the tongue NOW ;)
Shell: We're too much alike... "You're such a bitch!" "Umm... I'm pretty sure you're a bitch, too."
Mat: All you were ever good for was your back massages - you DO have the best hands.
Steve: Blue hair? Why don't I just go fuck the smurf village... no wise-ass remarks - THANK YOU!
Collin: Could you be ANY cuter? And more on a woman's can't have list?
Megs: The prime place to find boys is up at Penn State. You'll find your man there - I promise. Look up a Mr. Timothy J. Peterson.
Matt: Holiday Inn, Clarion Pa...
Rachel: "You're AWESOME!" Keep ahold of your little cutie Josh. You two better be together when I come up to visit...
Mitch: On the count of three... look innocent. Smile, baby.
Josh R: I get nothing for free down here! I NEED YOU!
Adam: "SHOW ME YOUR BOOBIES!"
Chris: You'll ALWAYS be hotter than your brother... I really think he's gay, NOT that there's anything wrong with that.
Dave: Shake ya ass... watch yerself... Shake ya ass... and uh, can you work on keeping your clothes on?
Ashley: Hey Cutie, remember our long un-answered question? Well, more IS better... if you know what I mean.
Jen: Can you please ditch all of your... not so normal boys?
Timmy P: I know your little sister is cute, but keep her away from my Micah!
[Roommate] Josh: I want your sex.
Jess: I'm sure you're thriving at college Love... positive.
Luke: Umm... yeah - how about this: "I'll make you a deal... I'll give you a back massage for head."
Will: Aren't you coming my way for the summer? Stop by damn you! We can have some "fun".
Landon: Prom 1999 and "you're coming with me!"
Zeke: Zekieboy... what can I say? Oh baby oh baby. That about sums it up, eh?
Jim: And who would have ever thought that Messenger would have been able to make the "cool" cut for my page?
To my USF peeps -
Brandon: All I can say to you is thank you. You have helped me with so very much. Take away all the awkwardness between us in the last few months - you've made my freshman year one rockin' time, baby! Thank you so much.
Taylor: "If one more Mexican tries to pick me up, I'm QUITTING!"
Alyssa: "Lexi, that guy is checking out your ass! Wait, I'm wrong - Vince that guy is checking out YOUR ass!"
Ken: 420 Kind Bud, baby.
Malcolm: Can you please never put on a dress again?
Kelly: As cool as you are...
Jules: Do you realize you had "The Bottle" for that last THREE weeks of school?
Mellie: Being cute is not the only reason guys go for girls...
Paul: "That's right... I called you a dirty little bitch."
Amber: Never underestimate the power of a very drunk Jill.
Jill: A little smile once in a while wouldn't hurt, Sweetie.
RA Nate: What exactly is your natural hair color?
Sean: You are my G Funk Homie QB - swear.
Lex: Keep it real up in Jersey for the summer. You are the only good thing I know that came out of that place. ;)
Nikki: "Well at least I'm not from planet 'Look at me! Look at me!' Bitch."
Kristy: Are you sure you don't want to dance with me?
Vince: Mmmm... California meat
Ariana: I can't believe you were the only one who successfully hooked up with Nate...
Cody: You put money on another girl again and your ass is mine! I always win... you should know that.
Brooke: "Do we need passports to go to Cancun?"
Alex: Alex - "I'm telling you - all college girls are just too easy" Vince - "Dude, that's a song!"
Toby: "Sorry guys, my limit it one. I mean, seriously, one Natty Light and I'm gone."
Renee: Remember to take your Ritalin...
Bryan: You are one of the funniest boys I know. I can't wait until next year to see you!
Tara: Hopefully next year, you'll slow down on the partying sweetie.
Ian: "Oh my God... you did not just say that? How much of a bitch can you be?!"
Kiara: She's my sorostitute friend and she's awesome.
To my friends in the Sunshine State -
Nathan: I was there for you then and anytime you need me I'm here for you now.
Ryan: You owe me a drink and...
Jeremy: There is nothing like 3 am visits from a cute boy... is there J?
Tommy: "I want to lick your nipple ring. What? You don't think I will?"
Nate: You are so cute when you're mad.
Jessi: A true Florida girl through and through.
Jason: A hard on doesn't count as personal growth sweetheart.
Court: Hmmm...
Ty: You are the reason that they make stealing illegal - especially road signs.
Gregg: For being a Florida boy, you certainly don't have much of a tan :)
Claire: You are the party queen.
Keith: The boy with the perfect smile...
Shay: "Listen you little Mexican bastard - I'm taller than you, prettier than you, and I would never consider dating you."
Matt: You need to loosen up and become more of a Florida style kid.
Dan: You're hot, but you're one lousy tipper...
Erik: "Do I look like a fucking people person?"
Caroline: Look at that million dollar smile. She's cuter than me Nate and more available...
Chad: You are my partner in crime. I could totally get you a job with me. You take off your clothes more than I do!
John: "Smile Katie. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips." Bite me, Kardon.
Sam: Look at me! I'm a lifeguard! But damn, look at that body.
Buckley: One of my Florida friends whom I love dearly but I forgot to put on. Please forgive me, Jay.
To the USF *Fresh Meat* -
Devin: A 20 year old freshman... ha.
Aaron: To get busted within the first month of college is quite an accomplishment... How's the fine treatin' ya?
Jason: He definitely thinks he's emo, cuffed pants and all.
Will: Florida native at heart however, he's too cool for me.
Mike: Nothing is better than a little hottie who despises wearing a shirt.
Ray: This kid yo, is one of the funniest boys I know... he totally laughs at his own jokes.
Tristin: Don't be a snob all your life Tristin. Your attitude is worse than mine.
Dan: My goal of this year is to bring you out of your little shell...
Chase: You know who to call if you want to find a good party... that's right kiddo - Tara.
Caleb: "Do you have the time? The time to go for a walk with me." - damn, that was one lame pick-up line yo.
Hot Andrew: Being Jeremy's little brother makes you wicked cool; it also makes you ineligible for me to hook up with.
Josh: "I was gonna go to class until I got high..."
Rob: All I can say is don't get yourself hurt on the field boy.
Jim: Before the end of the semester I will have you doing something you're not supposed to.
Adam: There is plenty of crazy things to do around here, so I'm sure you'll be in your element.
Dave: You weren't going to run from the cops, but let me guess - you were high?
Christian: For your birthday I'm going to give a stuffed cat so you can pet your own pussy.
Ryan: "I hear you like pierced tongues. I'm thinking about going to get mine done... You wanna make out?"
Andy: I'll show you mine if you show me yours... in your dreams little boy. :)
Tyler: "Masterbating isn't a crime; it's wicked fun."
Mark: My straight-edge, drug-free freshman hottie... stay that way yo.
Shane: Everyone says you look like that one actor, but I honestly don't see it.
Logan: You are going to teach me how to surf this year, right? And yes, you are fresh meat because you're a transfer.
Kyle: Stop putting porn on my computer... please?
Click Here for pictures of me and my friends.
Phew! All those peoples... It's time to find out WHO IS KATIE?
This was me dolled up a few weeks ago and out with some friends (who are obviously not in this picture). I tried curling my hair that day... the humidity taught me a lesson.
Last summer, back in the day when I had long hair. Also before I had gotten the full advantage of the Florida sun. Stop staring at my tits you pervert.
Don't ask me why I'm in pink. I hate pink, but hey - it works for me.
Click here for a new picture of me and my tongue!
Pretty smile. So young and innocent. See me when I was mearly a child.
Here are some old school pictures of me long before I became the girl I am today.
The most shocking picture on the page... Click it.
Nicholas Carney This page is dedicated to one of my very best friends who was killed in a car accident in August 2000.
Here is a page in rememberence of Nick, whom I miss more and more as the days go by.
So you wanna visit The Vault and see the five beauties who live there?
And here are some damn fine quotes. Enjoy the wit and grace of my friends.
Anything and everything you ever wanted to know about me.
I'm gonna be a supermodel!
Here is a little bit about yours truly. It's a short and random bio, but it's my life.
Fun Links:
Less Than Jake Cool band, great guys. I met these hotties.
Human For Sale Thanks to Vince, the 2.4 million dollar man, I have found out that I am worth 2.2 million. Any takers?
The Jen and Meg Club I had sex on Jill's bed... with Lasertag Josh.
Sex Thermometer And this is where I found my 100% sex match...
The Spark Take some of these tests. They amuse me greatly. I'm 72% slutty, 64% bitchy, and 30% pure.
Newgrounds This can provide me with hours of entertainment. I am a pro at spearing Britney.
Audiogalaxy You wanna a place to download music? Audiogaxaly is the place to go.
Friends:
Jen's Homepage Check it out.
Vince's Homepage Meet my arrogant and cocky Californian buddy.
Ariana's Homepage The medio spic has immigrated to the web...
RJ's Homepage The other PSU boy in my life.
Taylor's Homepage The sweet one.
![[Roommate] Josh](josh.jpg){kind=link}
