Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you five of the prominent beauties enrolled at USF. Close your mouths, wipe your chins and keep your hand OUT of your pants. We are not here for your sexual pleasure, nor are we here for you to gawk and stare at. Though we all like to show some skin on occasion, we are here to get an education. That's right. The five of us are hardcore USF students. We don't drink, we don't party, we don't do drugs, we don't fuck. It is a house of celibacy, cleanliness, purity, and wholeness. Ah, who am I kidding? You all know us and you all know our house. Why else would you have dubbed the house The Virgin Vault (for those of you who don't know us, the irony in that name is astounding). Katie Harbor, Taylor Kramer, Ariana Moretti, Jill Loughry, and Alyssa Scott: five girls, one house, hardcore fun. How lucky can one campus be? Oh, to be the people who live next to us...
And of course, last but not least, our sixth housemate...
Our adorable puppy Conner. Isn't he the cutest little thing you've ever seen? Truthfully, I never thought pugs were very cute until Jill showed up with little Con tucked under her arm. I mean, look at this little, pouty face. How can you resist it? He definitely has the theme of the house down. All five of us girls can get anything we want by putting on a sad, pouty face. He'll fit right in with the rest of us because, much like us, he doesn't even have to try to be cute.
