The Beverly Hillbillies, ummm I mean a place called Kings

By:    K4514

PART 3

Come and listen to a story 'bout an average_horny_man

he plays in kings says I do the best I can

but then one day he wasn't playing any cards

instead in the lobby he was asking for sexy pards

Average that is, horny, wanting gals

Then out of the blue the lobby began to turn

and out of the woodwork a 100 gals started to yearn

beggin' to be picked to be the sexy pard

claiming that they would have him be so hard

sex in the lobby, horny gals, hard as a rock

Then the lobby started talking about a man's penis size

and the horny_man didn't say much knew it wouldn't be wise

until 17 inches came back with saying he's a stud

and all the gals yelled back with "HELL NO, YOUR A DUD"

John Holmes, large yet limp

But then there was a response from a gal named "K"

said she isn't sexy, but come on lets play

flashing him a *smile* an waiting for the chance

to be the horny_man's pard and give him a lap dance

K's the name, flirtatious, but deadly

Then horny responded saying the gesture was nice

and said if he wasn't so busy, he wouldn't think twice

but since all the gal's wanted him I'd have to wait

once again "K's" shot down without even a debate

Too Nice, Getting Pissed, Just u wait

So 3 months go by and now horny's list is small

and sure enough it is time for him to make the call

to either pard with "K" or go without

so he asks her to play and she punches him out

MEN!!,  FU,  Can do without!!

Ya'll come back now ya hear ~~

This was done for the sole purpose of humor and nothing more.   I honestly think its funny as hell.   Sorry Mark .... just had to get ya back hun.   Luv ya  *S*  {{hugs}}

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