The Beverly Hillbillies, ummm I mean a place called Kings

By:    ijjut

PART 2

Well once upon a time, there was a millionaire

had a bunch of money, but he didn't have a pair

said his cousin Jim, that he outta play some spades

Seems twas the only way, that his cousin could get laid

Cyber that is, talk the talk, nothing fair

So the millionaire he logged on and came up with a name

signed into Kings, searchin_for_a_puddin_tain

told everybody that he was filthy rich

first one to jump up, was our own DixieChick

Cmere stud, bring yer bankbook, now STFU

All broken hearted, he tried to play some games

In hopes of impressing a couple cyber dames

but at the end of playing, his rating had gone down

then he found a girl who didn't care and her name was brown

sweetlips_2u, play2win, all the same

So she created a table and invited him to sit

Set her nil a couple times but her tongue she did bit

Until the final straw when he bid a double nil

and when she pitched a bitch he said "Take a chill pill"

on ignore, those letters again, STFU

Well thinkin that maybe, he'd try it one more time

cause his cousin Jim said a woman would be found

feeling kinda down when he finally struck some luck

logged on was a name, looking_for_a_phuck

ain't the size, its the motion, I'm blind

So off to private rooms, they began to play

talking bout the things, they would do someday

many moons went by when they finally planned to meet

promisin each other it would be a treat

Cyber land no more, the real thing, omg

So the day it finally came and he drove on into town

meeting in a mutal place, so no one would be let down

but when he walked into the bar things were looking grim

only person in the joint, was his cousin Jim

don't say a word, sit a spell, STFU

Ya'll come back now ya hear ~~

This was done for the sole purpose of humor and nothing more.   I honestly think its funny as hell.   Please everyone, thank "ijjut" for once again filling our guts with uncontrollable laughter.  Whatta guy!!   Great job Mark!!   *w*

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