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A MAN'S WORST NIGHTMARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!

by:  ijjut

This is too the song "Camp Granada"

Hello Mudder, Hello Fadder,
I met a girl
in Kings Quarters
and she asked me
to slide her some bone
so we met "omg" what I did wrong

You see I met her
on a dark nite
she said I'd know her
it would be so right
she would be wearing
a rose in her hair
and she made me promise
I would be there

I was excited
I felt I had won
I even stroked
thoughts of whats to come
and the day, it finally arrived
even took a bath to be clean
i did strive

I drove downtown
a long distance
reached the place
thinking "what is this!"
then I saw her
well, just her profile
but from what I could see
she really looked wild

She had a deep
husky voice
I thought it sexy
there was no choice
and then she kissed me
her tongue down my throat
"omg" it was so thick I almost choked

She took my hand
led me inside
why so dark
have I gone blind
she whispered to me
it will be alright
THERES THAT VOICE AGAIN!!!
I wish she'd turn on the light

But soon my fears
they were diminished
her hands they touched me
I ALMOST FINISHED !!!
but I held off wanting to please her
then I reached to touch her face
SHIT was that FUR !!!

I pleaded WAIT !!!
I wanna see you
turn on the light
a spotlight or two
then she grabbed me !!
said something garbled
I'm not a small man but I must tell you
I was startled !!!!!!

Before I knew it
my pants they were down
then I heard it
jeez I KNOW THAT SOUND !!!
my hands were shackled around some table
my ass was tackled
now in KINGS I will be labeled !!!!

"""""THERE HE IS""""""
smirk, snicker snicker !!!
thats the guy who got it quicker
aint it such
a friggin howler
thats the guy who got tricked
and f***ed by crapshower !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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