The Beverly Hillbillies, ummm I mean a place called Kings

By:    ijjut

C'mon and listen to my story 'bout a place called Kings

A spades community, but what happens in the wings

Should be a story 'bout a game called spades

but if ya'll know Kings ya know it can't end that way

Cheatin that is, courdin to most, even me

Well lets start it off 'bout a gal named "K"

What can I say, to me her body screams lets play

now cheatin with her wouldn't be about spades

maybe her and me and add lace and dreams

toys for sure, vibrating beds, make my day

And then there's Wendy what the hells her name

a hateful young gal, claims to like the cyber game

many times I tried to cut through her attitude

Only two that hasn't is me and that phonedude

Cyber that is, talkin' sex, whatta dame

Now that bring us a round a broad named Queen

So many "dawlings" or just to me it seems

here'd one night she was howling at the moon

woke up in the morning with 20 grooms

fiancee's that is, for a spell, where's the Queen

Oh lets not forget the gal named Wit

Ole gal she claims but I seen the picture bit

If I had the chance I'd have her cast a spell

right in the mirror, so'd she'd listen so well

in a daze, send horny, nekkid pics

Now ya'll known the original song

in reality is only three verses long

I'm working on six so for me its adios

to be continued later is the choice of the host

Kathy that is, whatta gal, here's u'r song

Ya'll come back now ya hear ~~

This was done for the sole purpose of humor and nothing more.   I honestly think its funny as hell.   Please everyone, thank "ijjut" for once again filling our guts with uncontrollable laughter.  Whatta guy!!

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