Q: How do you make a cat go Woof?
A: Douse it in gasoline and throw a lit match at it.

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Q: Why wasn't JFK a good boxer?
A: He couldn't take a shot to the head.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room?
A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: Why can't Hellen Keller drive?
A: She's a woman.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
A: They rearranged the furniture

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Q: How do you break up a Taliban bingo game?
A: Call out "B 52."

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Q: What to Mexicans ask for for Christmas?
A: Cabbage Patch Kids...for the birth certificates.

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Two potatoes are sitting in a oven. One potato said to the other "Hey, its hot in here." The other potato said, "What do you know...a talking potato."

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