Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Q:What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A:One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with -- the other is used to carry groceries.

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Q: What is O.J. Simpson's website?
A: Slash.Slash.backslash.escape

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Q: What has six legs, is blond, and roams Michael Jackson's dreams every night?
A: Hanson

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Q: Why do women have arms?
A: Do you have any idea how long it would take to LICK a bathroom clean?

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Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen, what have you done wrong?
A: Made her chain too long.

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Q: What do an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
A: Men always miss them.

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Q: What goes: "CLICK -is that it? CLICK -is that it? CLICK -is that it?"
A: A blind person with a rubix cube

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An Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman, a Mexican, an Italian, a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Nun walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

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