Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulemic bachelor's party?
A: The cake jumps out of the girl.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
A: The Captain's log.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left him.

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Q: Why is there no Disneyland in China?
A: No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.

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Q: What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
A: Make me one with everything.

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Q: What did the number 0 say to the number 8?
A: "Hey, nice belt!"

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Q: What's the difference between Northern fairy tales and Southern fairy tales?
A: A Northern fairy tale starts out with, "Once upon a time." The Southern fairy tale starts out with, "Ya'll ain't gonna believe this shit!"

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Q: What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies?
A: "Hey y'all... Watch this!"

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Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim is already in the U.S.

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Q: Why do you go to a Mexican garage sale?
A: To get your bike back.

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