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"First you say you do and then you don't,
And then you say you will and then you won't,
You're undecided now, so what are you gonna do?"*
We're all a sittin' on th' fence,
Wonder'n what's your next pretense,
For keep'n us in suspense.
Chorus:
Your notebooks show it!
We all know it,
You may or may not return;
Will this worm ever turn?
Th' press‘ll never learn,
And we know it!
Your ticker's just fine,
So, make up your pea-picking mind,
You're always undecided,
What'ca gonna do?
We're all a sittin' on th' fence,
Wonder'n if its past or future tense,
You're keep'n us in suspense.
Chorus:
Your notebooks all show it!
You may or may not return;
Will this worm ever turn?
Th' press‘ll never learn,
And we know it!
Represent us. Yes or no?
Tell us on the TV show.
That you're not in it for the honey,
Cause you've got lots of money,
There's no fool bigger'n you;
When it's time to say adieu.
What are you gonna do?
*With apologies to Ella,
Chick Webb and his Orchestra,
But not to Senator, la-la,
Representing Flori-da.
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