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Best of the Beauty Pageant Boo Boos Host : What was the very first gift that you gave to your girlfriend? Male Contestant : Uhmm...taptoy. Host : What taptoy? Male Contestant : Taptoy na teddy bird. Host : What's your ideal age for marriage? Girl : Uhm, uhm, I am not sure.... Host : Hindi, kunwari ikaw, more or less. Girl : Uhmm… more. (Crowd booing... ) Sige, Sige. Less, less.... Host : If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to showcase the beauty of the Philippines? Girl Contestant : Bocaue. Host : Bocaue. Why Bocaue? There are so many places in the Philippines? Why Bocaue? Girl : Because it's a magnificent place. Host : Which part of Bocaue? Girl : The Bocaue Rice Terraces. (Banawe Kaya Yon!!) (From Little Miss Philippines) Host : Anong gusto mo pag-laki mo? Girl : Maging lalaki po! Host : Who's your favorite author? Contestant : Danielle Steele Host : Why Danielle Steele? Contestant : Because, because…Danielle Steele, I like best. Host : How would you like me to address you? Contestant : My address is Project 8, Quezon City. Host : What is your best feature? Contestant : My graduation feature. Host : So tell us, why did join this contest? Contestant : Me, join this contest, why did I. Thank you! Host : What do you want to be after you graduate? Contestant : I want to be a successful Medicine. Host : Hindi ito boob, hindi ito tube. Pero tinatawag itong boobtube. Ano ito? Contestant : BRA! Host : What is you favorite motto? Contestant : If others can't why, why can't I! Host : What would you like to say to foreigners? Contestant : Please come back. (From gay beauty contest) Host : What is the one thing that symbolizes happiness for you? Gay contestant : (Stops, thinks and then smiles.) EGGPLANT PO! Host : What is your typical day? Contestant : I think Saturday po! (From gay contest) Host : Ano ang advantage mo sa ibang contestant? Gay Contestant : I think and believe na bilang isang bading......ano nga po ulit yung question? Host : Which part of your body is your best asset? Contestant : (Believe it or not she answered) Si Melanie Marquez po! Host : What is your favorite motto? Contestant : (After a long pause) I don't have a motto eh. (So the crowd starts helping her out. The crowd starts saying “Time is gold! Time is gold!”) Contestant : I have na po. Chinese gold! Host : If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how would you do it?" Contestant : That's a very good question. Keep it up. (Then the girl turns and walks away.) Host : So, you're vegetarian, what is your favorite vegetable? Contestant : I like potatoes, tomatoes, beans and what's that? KALABASH? Host : What is your motto? Contestant : Actor! (Everyone starts laughing.) Aay, actress pala. Host : Who is your favorite fictional character? Girl : JOSE RIZAL! (Crowd starts laughing.) Host : Who is your favorite hero then? Girl : Hulk Hogan. Host : If you were to become a superhero, what would your power be? Girl Contestant : Uhmm... a bumble bee! Host : What is your edge over the other contestants? Girl Contestant : My edge.... 23 years old. Host : What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage? Girl : Between 24 and 25! Host : How do you see yourself 10 years from now? Girl : I'll be 28. Host : Describe your love one in three words. Girl : Kahit nga po 1 word, kaya ko. Host : OK, sige! Girl : In one word, MY LIFE! Host : If you were given any special power, what would it be? Girl : Power of Attorney! Host : So you like reading, who's your favorite author? Girl : Uhmm, Shakespeare. Host : What works of Shakespeare? Girl : Hindi ko po alam eh. Host : But he's your favorite. Girl : Eh kasi patay na sya eh. Host : What is the biggest problem facing the youth today? Girl : Drugs. Host : Why? Girl : Mahal eh! Host : What is the essence of being gay? Contestant : I'm proud to be gay because what is naked is essential to the eye! Host : What makes you blush? Girl : Blush on!