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Melanie Marquez's Sparks of Wisdom - I won't stoop down to my level. - Hello? Bulag ka ba? Bingi ka ba? Are you dep? - 'Yung STD, baka sa maruming toilet lang niya nakuha yan. - Eh, ikaw ba naman, durugin ang ari mo... Pag di ka naman manutok ng baril. - That's why I'm a success, it's because I don't middle in other people's lives. - Kapatid ko pa rin siya. We are one and the same. - I don't eat meat. I'm not a carnival. - "Eto na po ang pinakamaligayang pasko at manigong taon sa inyong lahat." (During her acceptance speech at a Metro Filmfest awards night where her bioflick, directed by her late father Temyong Marquez, won an award.) - Sumasakit ang migraine ko. - Ang tatay ko ang only living legend na buhay! - "Period na talaga; wala nang exclamation point." (When asked on S-Files if her present husband, Adam Lawyer, is her Mr. Right.) - At a talk show after her break-up with Derek Dee, Melanie was asked if she had some words for Derek's mother (whom she partly blamed for the separation):"Oo nga," said Melanie, "pero i-English-in ko para maintindihan niya." She looked into the camera and, with the peremptoriness of royalty, said: "And to you, Mrs. Dee, I have two words for you. Ang labo mo!" - When asked for a message to her daughter who was allegedly abused by their houseboy: "Don't worry little angel, big angel is here." - "You can fool me once, you can even fool me twice, you can even fool me thrice. But you can never fool me four." - While waiting backstage during a noontime show, after watching Nikki Valdez do her dance number: "Nikki, you're so galing. You should go to the States. You will sell hotcakes"