Have you ever wondered why people who are driving haven't learned to use their turn signals, yet they still have their licenses? Look people, the turn signal is used to inform other drivers on the road that you are turning or changing lanes. If you don't turn it on until you are already turning, it becomes pointless to use it at all. The only thing that does is inform everyone else that "Hey, I'm a dumbass and I don't know what turn signals are for. I take no consideration for others and yes, as a matter of fact, I do own the WHOLE road." Whatever, ok? WHATEVER.

While we are on the subject of driving, why is it that people think speeding is going to help get them there on time? Obviously if you're speeding your already late, and the traffic lights (Atleast in Michigan) are mostly set in order so that you can't speed because they will be red when you get there, unless you drive the speed limit of course. I luagh at and pity the poor fool who slams the gas when the light turns green, speeds to the next light, only to slam on the brakes when you get there because you drove faster than the lights will allow. Then you proceed, like some kind of moron, to do it to the next ten lights or so until you finally turn, ending my few minutes of luaghter at watching you drive, never figuring out the entire way that you not only look stupid, you waste alot of fuel and probably must fill up your gas tank two to three times a day, fix your brakes every other day, and buy a new transmission every month. MAYBE YOUR CAR IS TELLING YOU SOMETHING. Did it ever occur to you that you could just LEAVE EARLIER? Obviously you know nothing people, WHATEVER.

Now onto something far more interesting. The ever-continuing issue of women and men...why is it that women expect guys to know what they want and refuse to tell the poor guys why they are mad when they don't get it? I hate to knock on the ladies on there but, PLEASE, give me a break! When a guy wants something, he asks for it. IT WORKS FOR US IT CAN WORK FOR YOU TOO!!! I'm sorry ladies, but to this I must give a very loud WHAT EVER.

Every time I walk into a movie theatre they play bad music, show you information that you don't care to see and generally piss you off with facts from old movies that most of us haven't seen and do not care about, at all. Why can't they put something more interesting up there? It's not like the people are paying for the pre-movie screen itself, making it illegal to watch without proper copyright ownership. I don't see any reason why they can't put a new machine in the back to let people watch something they actually might enjoy while they wait, like old episodes of Cheers or maybe some MTV. Anything is better than the silent screens of pointless movie trivia. Listen carefully, AMC, and any other theatre that does this: WHATEVER.

I am wondering why it is that people claim to be Christian without even owning a bible or studying theology at all. Do they realize that they are putting their faith in something that they have NO CLUE about? When someone on the street says "Give me all your paychecks for this year and I'll make you live forever" do you do it? OF COURSE NOT, NO ONE IS STUPID ENOUGH TO BUY THAT. Look people, putting your faith in something you have studied, you know alot about, and you are confident in is one thing. Putting your faith in something only because a large majority of people do it and one of them asked you to follow them, is STUPID. ATLEAST try to figure out WHY and know what your putting your work into before you do it! Listen everyone, I usually don't knock people for their beliefs but COME ON. You don't even know what it is you are believing in!!! I guess you all have no clue it looks like, WHATEVER.

I have decided that the government is a serious BITCH. Lets talk taxes. We are being taxed on everything that we buy. Lets take as an example, someone who wants to buy a DVD. First of all, they need money to buy that DVD. The government has put this person's paycheck into a tax bracket so they can take almost a quarter of all the money that this person makes BEFORE he even gets paid. THEN, the government taxes you on the next portion of this paycheck that goes to mortgage payments(property taxes) so you have somewhere in which to watch this DVD. They tax you for having a place to live. WTF IS THAT? They also tax you on the cost of the DVD PLAYER (More on this in the DVD part). Then, the government taxes you on the car that you own so you have the ability to get from your house to the bank, and from the bank to the store in which you need to buy this DVD. Not only that, they also tax you for the gas your car needs to get there! The government taxes the company who is trying to sell the DVD itself, thereby increasing the amount of money you must spend to buy that DVD so that in essence, you are paying taxes on that as well. Then you pay a 6% sales tax on the dvd (assuming you live in Michigan) AND THE PLAYER you bought to watch it on (as mentioned earlier). I'm actually not sure if you pay taxes for utilities (elecricity) but I do know that the electric company is taxed as a business and that, too, goes into the cost of electricity you must pay for so that your DVD player/television has the power it uses to play that DVD. WHAT THE HELL. You are also taxed by means of the business-tax/price-rise relation on the heat it takes to keep your house warm (cold if you have air conditioning). The parents were taxed this way continuously for the cost it took to raise this person (and so on) and you were taxed by business-tax/price-rise relation for the cost of the education you needed to have a job so you can have the taxed money to buy these items that you were taxed on in the first place (unless you went to public school in which case your taxes came back to you). I am really not interested in taking the time to add up the total tax cost for viewing something as simple as a DVD movie, but if any of you are bored and have the time to rack up the total tax price I'd be very interested in seeing it in relation to the cost of the dvd itself.
Listen carefully, you government bastards: WHAT THE HELL EVER.

On a different note, has anyone ever noticed that some of the American flags we buy in support of our own country are often times made in China, Taiwan, or Hong-Kong? WE CAN'T EVEN MAKE OUR OWN FLAGS? WHATEVER YOU DAMN IDIOTS BUY FLAGS THAT ARE MADE IN AMERICA IF YOUR GOING TO SELL THEM IN AMERICA! WHAT EVER.

You know what I think is funny? There are women out there who believe in equality of men and women in relationships yet still they believe in "following the rules" of a relationship (Guy asks the girl out, makes all the first moves, has to treat her good or she doesn't have to do shit for him, etc.). Besides, WHO THE HELL CAME UP WITH THESE RULES ANYWAY? WHY ARE THEY EVEN THERE? WHO ENFORCES THESE RULES? IS THERE ANY REASON AT ALL WHY PEOPLE SHOULD FOLLOW THEM? Lets get something straight, ladies: I don't have anything against equality. In fact I actually support it, for those women out there who do want it, despite the fact that I think tradition is fine. But if you want equality, it works both ways. PUT SOME EFFORT INTO MAKING THE GUY FEEL GOOD FOR ONCE, OK? WHAT EVER.

I also have one word to say about people who think that they are superior to women because they are men, or that they are superior to blacks because they are white, or that they are superior to people who don't have college degrees because they have one, or that they are superior to poor people because they have more money, or that they are superior to any other human being for that matter: WHATEVER YOU HAVE NO CLUE IT LOOKS LIKE. BILL GATES DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL, WHAT EVER YOU DAMN FOOLS WE'LL SEE HOW SUPERIOR YOU ARE WHEN I OWN YOU IN SUBSPACE $$$

In every game, there will be atleast one winner, and one loser. If you do not know how to handle losing, DONT PLAY. Anyone who whines after losing a game is a sucker. Anyone who talks smack and isn't going to back it up, is also a sucker. To both of these suckers, whatever ok? Whatever.

WHATEVER JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT.

Have you ever spent a few hours pondering your existence, or the meaning of life, or the beginnings of the universe? If so, you have too much time on your hands. GET A LIFE, whatever.

Any person who cheats on their wife/husband, calls themself a player or enjoys playing with the lives of other people, can go rot in hell and die. Whatever, thx.

Lets talk about insurance companies for a moment. Car insurance to be specific. Every car by Michigan law must be insured. A wise policy? Maybe. However, (as far as anyone I've talked to knows) every insurance company does the following procedure for pay rates: They determine how likely you are to get in an accident, statistically speaking, by means of age, gender, driving record, etc. They charge you for your insurance based on this amount. So, for example, if Joe has 6 points on his license he is charged much more than that of Jim with say, 1 point. Now, BOTH of the insurance rates for these two people will be raised if they get into an accident. SO, what does this mean? The car insurance company charges you because you MIGHT get into an accident, at which point, you would be paying more insurance because you got into an accident. TWICE the surcharges for ONE accident. This is assuming you actually get into an accident; most people get insurance and never get into an accident. Not only does this happen, but ANYONE in the household who has a license will go on your insurance policy REGUARDLESS of whether or not they drive the insured car. Why? In case of "emergency", the person may be forced to drive the vehicle. However, is the same not also true of that person if the said person does not have a license? NO. In fact that person is JUST AS LIKELY to drive it as anyone who does have a license. Why? Because car insurance companies are monopolizing, money-grubbing bastards with a lack of common sense. To this I give twice the usual "WHAT EVER". (WHATEVER WHATEVER!)

My ex girlfriend broke up with me because I wouldn't have sex with her? Without EVER, EVEN ONCE telling me anything was wrong? And this was after repeatedly ditching me over and over, even on holidays? And now she is dating a big-time crack dealer? And people still think she is a "nice girl"?
LOL, please. Whatever.

Then when we got back "together" she did it AGAIN!?!?! Go figure! Get out of here! You're kidding! No way! You've gotta be shitting me! Who woulda thought! Could anyone have guessed!? Impossible! I would've never thought it! Mrs. Cleo herself wouldn't even predict that! Get outta town! There's no way your telling the truth man!
Lol. Whatever.

I went to go see this movie called "The Ring". Maybe you've seen it. It kind of reminded me of this other movie called "The Blair Witch Project" in these ways: 1, It was one of the shittiest movies I have ever seen. 2, Everyone seems to think that this movie was scary as hell. In fact, they actually told me they were afraid to watch any video tape or turn their TV on because of this movie. HOW THE HELL are they so scared by this crappy waste of film? I can tell you right now, I woke up and went straight to the movie theater, and people should have been more afraid of my hair than the actual movie.
I did come up with my own movie idea, however. I was leaving the theater and I noticed that the woods in the back of the theater could only be seen for about 20 feet or so until they were enveloped by total darkness. It looked really cool and mysterious (therefor scary), but the idea was this: anyone who looks at these woods will die in one day if they don't take a picture. If they look at the picture, they will also die in one day. Just to make it interesting, making a copy of the picture won't save you if you look at the copy; you just die.
We could call it "The Woods". Here is how the movie would go: A random woman (We will call her Sammie for the sake of argument) happens to wander by the woods. She notices that there is a dead woman flying around and takes a picture. NOW she gets a call on her cell phone! She picks it up and is told she will die in one week. SCARY! This is the part where she looks around and everything she is seeing reminds her of the fact she is going to die in one day. Scary as hell.
Next, our star Sammie realizes she has to make a copy of the picture (because of course, she saw the woods as she was coming out of the theater after watching -The Ring- and being utterly disappointed) and she does so the next day. But here's the best part: SHE DIES ANYWAY! Why? Just for the hell of it. And so that nobody will have any idea what is going on. It will make the movie more mysterious, and thus scarier.
LMAO, whatever.