Last update: 1-2-03
A poCemon is a quoted phrase made by a-poC himself put into a macro. Here is a list of collected poCemon...collect them all to be the greatest poCemon master! Hoho.
If it isn't listed here it's not authentic poCemon. (But it could possibly still be authentic poC)

Effective use of poCemon: It has you keeping one guy busy for 45 minutes because he keeps responding to them! Log here.

//%tickname, you don't know shit dude
//%tickname you don't nkow shit, ok?
//%tickname, U know what bothers me? is teh fact that yout hink you are even at the same level as me
//%tickname, mushroom and travis target me in pracs and i still out manuver them both to bea tthem
//honestly you don't nkow shit, %tickname
//i've beaten everyone from rumproast to garcon in duels %tickname
//%tickname, you need t oget some skill and wake the fuck up
//i've been a starter for every squad i've joined, %tickname
//even retards are entitled to their own opinion, %tickname
//Whatever you have no clue it looks like %tickname
//Well again you do'nt know SHIT %tickname
//%tickname, you're a fool
//%tickname, Get sopme fucking skill chink newb
//again who gives a fuck what you think, %tickname
//%tickname you're a fucking fruit cake
//%tickname, you are legacy underlord all fruity fuckers who suck
//i'm surprised you aren't on intrepid with the ass you kiss %tickname
//%tickname, Dude shut your face
//%tickname, i don't fucking like you, at all. Maybe once i did but now you're toilet paper to me
//tHAT FUCKER %tickname COULDN'T CREATE A KILL IF HIS LIFE DEPENDED ON IT, HE'S NTHING BUT A VULCH
//see you do'nt know fucking shit %tickname
//dude, %tickname, are you retarded?
//i don't give a shit what you do %tickname
//%tickname this is pointless man, you're a dipshit
//no fucking WAY %tickname
//Look man i don't need some shitty site to rank me first of all, %tickname, nor do i care
//%tickname YEA NO SHIT YOU DICKHEAD
//understand?
//%tickname i don't give a shit what you do
//%tickname, dude just cuz me and hage or anyone goes 2-3 in a bad game doesn't mean we suck, it means we didn't take the game seriously
//%tickname you don't have the ability
//%tickname, i haven't played a prac without being stoned in weeks, my weekend game i played not-stoned and look what i am now 2-0
//%tickname you realize the only reason i don't migrate from squad to squad like exor is cuz i tralk shit?
//if it wreen't for the fact that iw as so hated i wouldn't have problems being on leet squads, %tickname
//you barely manage to stay in games %tickname
//listen %tickname if you think your running + emp is gonna help you you are wrong
//%tickname i've beaten the dark in every encounter
//you aren't not better than me, %tickname, not many people are
//There are 2 types of pilots chief, Those who create openings for the team to attack and isolate, And those who lob and vulch
//%tickname had a god damn cheat you fruit he sucks dick now without it
//I fucking destroy %tickname in games
//%tickname fucking chokes whenever he gets put in
//%tickname WHy would i waste my time with you?
//You're such a dumb fuck %tickname lol
//i think everyone and their mom knows ic an sit that little pussy %tickname down with one hand broken
//keep obsessing while i'm gone %tickname, i'll be sleeping quietly in my bed
//%tickname you think i'm gonna give a fuck what a buncha pathetic nerds like you think on your little fucking forums?
//%tickname i saw you were number 1 on the charts and i laughed out loud knowing full well that mog just likes to give great head to squads he would love to join
//%tickname you fucking suck dick but since you are on a good squad mog will give you great head with his fat pussy ass
//you wish you were me %tickname
//%tickname, I hit that college pussy while your dad was changing
//keep jerking off to my log motherfuckers
//the true hero's are me and %tickname not him for vulching the hardwork we did
//yea well %tickname fucking sucks
//%tickname, Since your ability and skill is low in this game you really don't see the real players Is what i'm guessing
//%tickname i don't try in pracs, i don't give a shit to
//YOu are not good enough skillwise in my opinion to rank anything, %tickname
//%tickname i can take your band of idiots myself
//i guess since you are the best player ever they don't target you %tickname, but everyone targets me in pracs and i'm stoned. you do the math
//if %tickname hits the forward key while someone is attacking him i would die of a heart attack
//I SWEAR TO GOD %tickname IS LIKE CLOCKWORK
//DO YOU FUCKING KNOW HOW %tickname GOT HIS GOD DAMN "GOOD SKILL"YOU CAKE?
//i'm not gonna duel you, %tickname. i'd pick you apart
//%tickname you should make the food zone and changing all the tiles and shit to be donuts
//%tickname it was an april fools joke, just like your diet plan
//%tickname i'll bench your fat ass
//wow if only peopel coud suicide in real match'es you'd be the best player %tickname
//you know i'd destroy you if i wanted to %tickname, i just don't wann aplay warzoen
//losing to that fucking tard %tickname is enough for one night
//%tickname you lag like a motherfucker and i sat your bitch ass done, come suck my dick now
//%tickname you aren't worth the time to even acknowlege
//we should start a pool for %tickname getting picked. i vote 18th round, maybe.
//you're an obsessed fucker %tickname
//%tickname if you offer your cheat as a bonus i'm sure you'll make 3rd pick
//Enough, little kid.
//repel kill 3 on 2 god you fuckers suck
//amusing how i dominated %tickname 3 on 4
//we should start taking stats on who causes most reps, i'd win every time
//%tickname play in a wb next time we play and i'll hand you your ass little boy
//%tickname another whining bitch who got his shit handed to him and was whining
//shut the fuck up, no one cares
//you're not even worth of my comp
//i dueled you 3 times and now you are sitting
//3 times you obsessilvey chased me and i sat you the fuck down
//keep talking ignored.
//%tickname got his shit handed to him in duels
//%tickname> i'm playing no (dies out about 2 min later)
//Evidence: Travis sitting the fuck down, Verified beaten in 3 duels. Conclusion: a-poC ownage
//%tickname turn yourself into someone worth insulting and then i'll acknowledge a peon such as yourself
//Until then, your peonic attempts at insults bounce off me, you are of no importance ;)
//good prac %tickname, except for the running at the end
//%tickname can win and talk all the shit in the world
//fact is in real matches when it counts i always come out on top %tickname
//%tickname please you are starting to look like a fool
//youv'e never beaten me in a real match %tickname
//the more yout alk the more of a fool you look like %tickname
//lol, go whine about your fantasies with the rest of the newb's %tickname
//its so pathetic %tickname beats me in a prac and acts as if he won the ss cup, along with the other 3 newbs
//then during the season i hand you your ass on a silver platter and i don't even bother talking shit anymore %tickname
//i just beat your fucking ass 2 on 1 with zoldan fingering her pussy to get me %tickname
//%tickname look son, beating me in pracs is shit. during the season i've handed you your ass
//%tickname, you and the bar of soap over there were chasing me for the duration of the match. and i still handed the bar of soap a death
//%tickname you honestly want me to duel you after i just whooped you for 20 min with zoldan chasing me too?
//honestly, get a fucking grip, i think i demonstrated with great accuracy that i own your ass %tickname
//everytime i see you obsess like my little wench bitch it makes me smile cuz i know my fans are still strong %tickname
//the way you were chasing me in that prac was like you wanted a fucking autograph, and i gave you one %tickname. i stamped it on the bow of your ship
//i was 1-3 i handed %tickname his pussy, and i made the bar of soap repel until he fucking died. couldn't kill the bar of soap cuz he was to busy running
//%tickname why dont you play and chase me like you want an autograph again?
//%tickname wasn't saying that shit when i was carrying him and pseudo on my fucking back
//I think %tickname went to the ss gallery downloaded my pic, blew it up to a wall poster and jerks off to it daily
//probably, could be. but the truth is, you never beat me in anything that matters. cuz you're my bitch %tickname
//you and verified need counseling dude. i'm not even looking for a fight %tickname
//%tickname, verified is up my ass with qs daily
//%tickname did you go to kinko's and print my picture on a poster like qs too?
//%tickname talk to the macro my son
//%tickname if i would log in with anon name i would be 6-0 every prac
//%tickname are you fucking obsessed dude? get a fucking life
//you got beat 3 on 4 in the finals by intrepid %tickname, i would waste my time dueling you
//the mancretary got his shit handed to him with ease tho %tickname
//%tickname, 1 lagout kill and fag gets lucky and another kill in whic the shit doesn't blow on bct walks on through
//%tickname every since cont. came out i've been dying to sirregular shit
//%tickname u made cu zu helped my mvp last game?
//he finally beats me in 1 prac and he starts talking mad sht
//sigh i thought %tickname was no longer obsessed. guess not
//who the fuck is %tickname?
//%tickname is mad, he just found out his subspace font is bigger than his dick
//%tickname after i treat you to a Wendy's doulbe cheesburger combo you'll be laughing with me
//%tickname makes believe he's an 18 year old girl that is a virgin to get good items in eq
//THE TANKING %tickname
//%tickname do i have to tell you again?
//%tickname your in the wrong arena bitch, 4v4amlprac2 is over there. this is where the real men play
//%tickname its a simple matter of exploiting your small mental capacity to the point at which you become angered, like a monkey
//you seem to have a problem with confidence %tickname
//you guys are fucking obsessed fags
//i bet i can kick ur fucking chink ass
//when my lineman comes through your line and sacks you, you'll have some respect. i'll play the lineman too
//you know why you suck at that game %tickname? because you think like a little girl
//i'll dominate your pussy up and down
//this game is strategy not like madden. it owns
//you probalby don't even use defensive matchups and shit $
//i really dont' want to play with spanish guitara here. but i'll make an exception this once
//what the fuck. god damnit newbies. fucking play
//now that was some fucking lag you have rther %tickname. i completely dominated you
//ROCKETING NEWBIE ALERT!! (%tickname)
//OMG, once again %tickname lags away
//ur a shitty ass player anyway %tickname
//%tickname great lagging btw
//i'm gonnna look into raising my ping
//%tickname your skill is abismal, but your lag is the best
//%tickname if you had consistent 100 ping you wouldn't even be worth playing
//you are always in the worst positions and i see you hit bomb after bomb after bomb %tickname
//%tickname's a stupid fuckign redneck. he wouldn't know how to make anthrax
//%tickname I talk to you on a day to day basis and i hear what you have to say and i rate you among stupid fucking redneck category
//%tickname so whats your major redneck? "driving tractor trailors"
//%tickname studying for your class e licesne for truck driving, just like your dad and his dad before that?
//hey everyoen %tickname's getting his class E
//%tickname will get to see the world with his class E
//%tickname your such an idiot dude. why do you keep saying stupid shit?
//%tickname your not even funny redneck boy
//%tickname your wife is in all the time. tell that bitch we can't make the grande' any bigger
//%tickname likes my beef buritttototot
//sadly my job involves more than taking notes and answering fone calls %tickname
//she was playing magic the gathering with him and they fell in love %tickname
//sorry %tickname, u won't kill m te these days
//right, a fucking newbie gonan take me wi no lag? sorry %tickname. i'm a pro
//wtf was that? i had 1200 man. how can i die 3 times in a row to a compelte cheat like that? boggles the mind.
//%tickname i hope you bring that shit to a real match so i can have u banned
//first prac in 2 weeks and im 3-3 against the shitt fucks of fun! with that canuck
//you guys aren't even worth the time it takes for me to fullscreen ss and get into this arena if i was at my peak
//right now i'm pracing you bottom barrel feeders only for target practice and a few adjustments
//right. 2-2 against these fools, no wonder i axed you off hellbound
//%tickname why mad? cuz i made you rep and got u dead nearly every time?
//%tickname you aren't even good anymore chief, get a new cheat. thast when you owned, now your play is mediocre
//that bullshit move you do is old now %tickname, get some new material
//the entire 4 newbies chasing me lol. that was amusing
//anyway felony dominated the lagging fuck known as %tickname, further proving dialing in from korea only has certain advantages
//anyone know how to say "you lag like fuck korean" in korean to %tickname?
//apparently %tickname doesn't undersatnd the fact that no oen wants him to play
//do you undersatnd that korean? someone tell %tickname the fucking korean
//%tickname all i would need to do is side step to the side and you could not see me anymore korean
//%tickname i'm not hating, but you shouldn't be allowed to play
//honestly %tickname we are in the year 2003 and you lag like that? where the fuck do you live man? the ghetto?
//fucking ppl dialing in from around the globe have a faster ping time to this zoen than you %tickname
//%tickname u think i'm some newbie? i'll fuck you all up 1 on 34. have a little fucknig respect
//typing/floating tends to be an ez kill %tickname
//%tickname did i ask you a question newbie fuck?
//%tickname i really don't undersatnd why everone is so hung on on winning pracs
//you guys are quite frankly irrelevant %tickname
//%tickname i practice moves against you, nothing more
//if i wanted to win, i would have won %tickname. have no doubt
//my focus wasn't a win %tickname, itw was simply a prac
//%tickname get a fucking clue, then maybe you won't suck so bad
//this coming from the secretary %tickname
//lol %tickname, pot calling the kettle black eh?

Other assorted quotes:
//Suprem> apoc, is quick like clockwork
//a-poC> reaem u got your log going son? :) (My personal favorite $$)