The Snot Standard Model

Snot Abstract:
The Snot Standard Model (SSM) of waveforms (particles) is 
suggested as a possible alternative to the current standard 
model.

In this model, the hypothesis is submitted that products of 
particle collisions are immensely variable due to the fact 
that the target and the projectile waveforms will breakup 
and generate a high number of highly variable and random 
product waveforms, with no "periodic chartlike" consistency 
whatsoever.

In other words, if you have ten china bowls, and you drop 
each one on concrete, each bowl will break up differently 
and looking for a unique uniform breaking pattern 
(particles) might be a bit difficult, because the particles 
are not constructed in independent unique units.

However, this does not rule out the hypothesis of the 
possibility of a remote existence of "stress fractures" of a 
gravitational type that are "similar" throughout the quantum 
waveform (particle) society.

There will always be small pieces and medium pieces and 
large pieces and worse, they will probably always be from 
different parts of the bowl.  Unless the existant 
gravitational fault lines (weaker gravitational cohesion) 
turns out to be a reality then these gravitational "score" 
marks might/would give a "periodic chart" information cast 
to the particle breakups.

Okay, what has this got to do with snot?  Well, instead of 
china bowls, imagine a big basketball of hot stuck together 
snot.

Now what we have is a sort of a waveform magnetic waveform 
snot waveform (pardon my description) but it gets the 
concept across.  

Hit it hard enough, and you are going to hydraulic goobers 
(particles/ resonance/ waveforms) all over the place.  Which 
will be of random sizes, and from random locations.  simple 
as that, albeit a bit crude.



                  The shape of the quantum

What exactly can be the best theoretical prospective 
geometrical shape of the theoretical quantum spacetime 
warping theoretical spacetime element within mass?

now gargle.

I'm sorry, this was supposed to be a serious discussion :-)



      Theoretical Particle physics in your own kitchen

Okay, let's try this another way.  Here we go:
Let's spread a fresh unfolded shiny new napkin out on the 
kitchen table.

The napkin forms a nice small square.

Now let's imagine the napkin's area as being one side of a 
cube.

Now inside the cube, or outside if you prefer, imagine a 
sphere whose surface just touches all six faces of the cube 
if inside or whose surface just touches the eight corners of 
the cube, if outside.

Our model is probably the size of a basketball, depending on 
the size of the napkin.  This sphere is our imaginary model 
of a mystical gravitron or even something smaller that 
contains the waveform that is responsible for generating the 
fieldlike properties of warped spacetime, ie: gravity.

Now let's make an inductive leap and assume that within the 
"quantum particle waveform" is a singular something waveform 
that amounts to quantum spacetime warpage waveform 
something.  That something we will call a gravitron for now. 
My favorite term, however, is a "gravalump"

The gravalump or gravitron is really just a geometric 
superstring waveform which is another way of saying we don't 
really know what it is, but maybe we can get closest to it 
conceptually for now, even perhaps mathematically, by 
calling it a quantum resonating superstring waveform.  
There, figure out what that is...  :-) 

I think "snot" is a better description.  snot you can 
remember, a sticky, gooey mess of a thing that defies a 
periodic chart of the particles...  maybe... but let's 
continue.



                      The Quantum Snot?

Gravity, the warped spacetime generated field caused 
presumeably by the quantum gravitons, or the spacetime 
warpage causing waveforms, have to be presumed... or are 
here  presumed, to be ADDITIVE, that is, the more mass, the 
more warpage.

That is, the more mass, the more gravity.  Simple.

Well... Maybe... for now...

Well at least up to a point, but more on that aspect later.  



                       A minor detour

While i am thinking of it and restating an earlier idea; the 
additive properties of the waveform responsible for 
spacetime warpage may have an upper limit to its warping 
spacetime ability.

But again, in the quantum set we have a really long, long, 
long way to go before adding more mass won't add more 
gravity... let's leave that one alone for now, we'll get 
back to it later.

Anyhow, back to the additive properties:



Hypothesis:
Therefore i respectfully submit that the quantum "gravitron" 
has some sort of:    (trumpets please)
POLARLIKE GRAVITATIONALLY ADDITIVE PROPERTIES.
i.e.:  a field additive "mechanism".

This additive mechanism (property), which acts to generate a 
fieldlike "event" even under the extremes of pressure and 
temperature to increase spacetime warpage (create gravity).

Let's see, all i have really said or implied so far is that 
gravity increases with mass up to a point.  hmmm... maybe i 
should have been a politician...

A useful analogy of the linking graviton event might be to 
compare it to a bunch of batteries stuck together in series.  
The more batteries, the more voltage.  The more gravalumps, 
the more gravity, or the more spacetime warpage is going to 
occur.  The series linking polar effect warps the rubber 
sheet.

Well, sort of like that anyhow...
i hope you get the idea.

Now, what is causing the polar addition?  And how does it 
generate a warped spacetime field?  And how can we cement 
TIME into all of this?  Well, Time, as a concept, doesn't 
lend itself to Joe Sixpack mechanical thinking.
So much for Joe Sixpack and Time...



         Okay, now we are going to generate gravity         

String theorists, pay attention here.  We are using three 
dimensional string (resonances) forms... four dimensions if 
we include time.

                    Squishy basketballs

Let us look at our table napkin again and imagine that we 
have about 27 or so of those spherical basketballs and they 
are all pressed together into a dim(3,3,3) matrix or + cube 
for starters.

As we increase the pressure around the basketballs, we first 
squeeze out most of the extra space between them and and 
then they become, more and more "square" or actually 
"cubic".

Now we have a lot of gooey yuk something energy in the 
center of each "basketball" whose speedy traveling is 
getting down right constricted and is now directed towards a 
maximum orbit distance along the four main diagonals of the 
now mostly cubic configuration, given its restrictions and 
energy content under the implied assumption that the 
waveform is in fact resonating.  

That resonant path would more than likely be on the four 
main diagonals of the cube where the resonance would have 
the least physical restrictions.

Or i guess you could say, conserve the most energy.

That is, the waveform will resonate within the maximum 
distance allowable within the cube.

That allows four different resonant path probabilities for 
maximal, possible interchanging paths in mass under high 
pressure that can be altered or switched under gravitation 
influence.

Quantum mass under little pressure will revert to its 
spherical status and generate much less warpage in spacetime 
due to its then less cubic and therefore less efficient 
gravitational "linking" properties.

Now how are we going to translate this into some sort of 
math that makes sense?

You are on...



               How small can sugar cubes get?

Under continuing increasing pressure the questions are:

How small can the quantum warped spacetime causing particle 
(waveform) get?  Quantum small?

What happens to the process of additive gravity (spacetime 
warpage) under conditions of extreme compression?

Do things ever get so hot that they unhook?

Are there limits to spacetime warpage?



                Limits to Spacetime Warpage

Taking the last question first, my first guess is that, yes, 
there is a limit to warped spacetime (gravity) generation.

Why?

Well, because the waveform velocity of the resonance, which 
generates the polar field within the gravalump, when it is 
unfolded, can only reach the velocity of c.

And it is at that point, i suspect, that additive spacetime 
warpage is at its upper limit.

That implies that increasing temperature or pressures, 
caused by increasing mass, which when reached, will not 
increase gravity.

Things can be oscillated no faster than the unfolded 
velocity of c and any addition to mass will not increase 
spacetime warpage.

Why not?  because the polar gravitational linkage process of 
the gravalumps are operating at maximum warped spacetime 
field generation speed and cannot go any faster to generate 
stronger gravitational fields.

Now what effect does this warped spacetime (gravity) 
limitation have on the cosmos surrounding us?

Well it implies that any hypermassive object can generate 
only so much gravity and extend it to a finite sized event 
horizon, and then beyond which/where the escape velocity of 
the hypermassive object approaches a zero miles per hour 
value, that is, the end of the gravitational field of the 
hypermassive object. 

What we are sayig here (who's we anyway?) i am the only one 
talking... i think...  anyhow as mass accrets, there exists 
a limit to the strength of the warped spacetime field 
(gravity) which is approached at some finite solar mass 
number.

These hypermassive event horizon boundaries may be, 
according to the Universe+ theory, in the many million 
light-year range!  And the final gravitational field far, 
far, far, beyond that. 

Under the limited warped spacetime (gravity) concept, even 
hypermassive object's gravitational attraction ceases to 
attract other objects because they are out of range or 
moving at a velocity away than is faster the current 
envelope escape velocity attraction environment

And that explains why there are many hypermassive and 
supermassive black holes in the cosmos, and not just one.  

Warped spacetime is subject to, or approaches its field 
limits, as quantum "graviton" resonance approaches c.

The internal limitations of the spacetime warpage
(gravity) generating facility/capacity interdicts eternal
growth of black holes.

That being said, these hypermassive objects can still of 
course, accret any mass that happens to fall into their 
gravitational field with the only change being that sigma 
gravity wouldn't increase with any new accretions even 
though pressures do increase.



         But now for the science fiction fun part.

We are in your favorite tin bucket spaceship putt-putting 
along, longing for our good earth... which is of course, the 
mother ship upon which our species has a temporary abode as 
measured in cosmic time.

Actually huge hollowed out, many plied, honeycombed, self- 
sealing, ferro-cement, meteorlike object make a much better 
spaceship than thin tinny aluminium.  just attach your 
propulsion system of choice (engineers awaken!) and do 
battle with all the flying nuts and bolts and wayward ice 
cubes out there.  (actually, later on we find out that 
ferro-cement isn't the best idea after all with all the 
magnetars floating around.  use 303 stainless or some other 
non-magnetic but strong material. 

Okay so we are out putt-putting along in the cosmos at our 
maximum oh say, 40,000 miles per hour (this is an old space 
ship) doing our usual, what has become to us lately, 
'stupid' galactic mapping.

We are bored to tears with only the endless routine of 
mandatory maintenance tasks to keep us out of the jaws of a 
creeping, dripping insanity, when Lo!  we discover that we 
are in the gravitational field of a distant and invisible 
massive black hole whose event horizon is many light years 
away, but whose gravitational attraction upon us is still in 
excess of our tin bucket's maximum speeed.  

Our flying hockey puck can't muster the velocity to go the 
required 40,001 earth miles per earth hour to escape.
so... guess the result.

Moral:  Always keep a little horsepower in reserve in case 
you gotta leave your lover.  



                 How BIG do you want to go?
                    More science fiction

Pulling back even further from hypermassive land and 
shrinking it down into table napkin size, we see that the 
hypermassive black holes could be the quantum elements that 
make up the atoms, molecules of another far grander scaled 
universe.

We could find that our entire cosmos are just particles or 
at best, molecules within/of a liquid with a brownian 
movement in an infinitesimal part of a far larger and 
grander universe.

We could find that we are all in the liquid which is in a 
saliva coated glass being held by a staggering drunken 
drooling oriental patron in a dark bar who is bragging to 
the female bartender how many tigers he has at home.



                         Final note
                      Back to Reality?

Okay now, lets get back to reality for a final note...
Imagine now a series of cubes, under extreme pressure, 
formerly spheres, that now have a weak polar additive energy 
resonance ("gravitational magnetism") on the four main 
diagonals.

You can readily see how they would "magnetically like" 
interlink and start resonating in unison, at the corners, 
creating the ever additive spacetime warpage or just plain 
gravity if you prefer.  (remember the many battery analogy?)

                     Connecting corners

That is, each quantum cube would have another small cube on 
the diagonal of the cube which would connect at the top 
corner to the next cubic waveform.  The center and the 
center of the flat sides of the cube would be the most 
"inert" with the corners of the cube, being on the diagonal, 
having the most "attraction" and linking ability creating a 
polarlike linking reality.  The quantum cubes would tend to 
be "self-aligning".

The problem remaining for Joe Sixpack is "stuffing" TIME 
into this model.  What the hell is time?  and how can it be 
altered?  What is TIME that it can be altered?   sigh...



           Maybe we better do another model...

Get an empty half gallon milk or orange juice carton, and 
cut it down so that it is as close to a cube shape as you 
can make it.  Now place four metal wire re-bar ties at each 
corner at the bottom with the other end resting on/at the 
opposite upper diagonal.

Or if you don't know what re-bar ties are, get your wire 
cutters out of the toolbox in the garage at home and one, or 
two if necessary, old coat hangers out and snip four wire 
lengths to length and put them in there on the diagonals as 
per instructions above.

This is the tentative geometric form that the additive 
spacetime warpage resonant waveforms (strings?) would have 
to take.  

The waveforms oscillate using the longest distances possible 
from cube corner to cube corner and all four intersecting 
paths meet at the center of the squashed cube. apparently, 
there must be some sort of weak polarity generated within 
this geometry.

At this central mass area of the cube, is the main rubbing 
intersect area and is (maybe?) why things get hotter the 
smaller and under more pressure they get.  Simple.  More 
friction, as the different resonant energy lines fight 
through the intersect area.  Causing well, perhaps some sort 
of induction, (inductive heat) and perhaps some sort of 
polarity the warps spacetime (gravitational) ever so 
slighty.  Frankly, it is just a 'best guess'.  i am going to 
have to leave that one to the experts.  Under hypermassive 
conditions, of ultra high temperatures and pressures, things 
really get hot, heavy, and hammered.



                     The Mummy Returns

The basic particle waveform discussed above can be 
alternatively shown or represented by 6 small pyramids, with 
a square base, and a height of one half of the distance of 
any one side.  So if you get six small pyramids with a 
square base and a height of 1/2 of the length of one side 
and you stick them all together, the contact surfaces are 
the areas of the most likely resonant path of the internal 
waveform yuky-goo is going to be.

Let me rephrase that.  On our six little pyramides, file the 
edges off a bit from each edge corner leading up to the top 
of the pyramid, so as to make a little internal air passage.

It is along these "passages" that we expect to see most of 
the mass of the quantum gravitron under conditions of 
pressure.

The milk carton idea is a lot easier to make...

Okay, so now we can see that the polar additive spacetime 
warpage is based on the runalong linkage from the internal 
re-bar ties (coat hanger pieces) which would be on the 
diagonals of the milk carton.

Hey, this is high tech stuff...



     She blink on, she blink off, then she blink away!

                           Oops!

The hypothesis here is that the additive polar linking 
gravitational spacetime warping gravitrons (gravalumps) can 
be compressed pass the linking event and push the 'energy 
fingers' past the polar linking point and in so doing bypass 
the generation of warping spacetime, resulting in the total 
collapse of the additive gravitational generation and the 
creation of a complete non-gravitational repulsive force 
entity as the plus-minus additive polar linkage is 
compressed towards a minus-minus and/or plus-plus condition. 

If we look at our milk carton geometry, the polar additive 
properties on the diagonal may suggest a way to eliminate 
the spacetime warpage caused by the object.

Restating:  If the pressures are high enough, it is 
conceivable, theoretically at least, to push the gravity 
causing elements so close together that they cease to 
interlink because the polar additive corners/edges are past 
one another.  That is, the octogonal additve three 
dimensional "spokes" are pushed past and into one another so 
that there is no longer any polar linking and therefore no 
more warped spacetime (field) or gravitational addition.  
Now we have a situation where repulsive-repulsive parts of 
the quantum gravitron interlink are lined up in a 
hypermassive black hole .

What happens when this occurs?  Instead of supermassive 
gravity, we now have supermassive repulsion.

I present you with the "BIG BANG"


Sadly, yet another amendment:  November 2005
The Snot-B Amendment.



         Bad little boys like to play with matches

Consider heating a sphere of heat resistant material 
containing liquid hydrogen submersed in water by using, oh, 
say 16 high power lasers simultaneously.  Besides generating 
a lot of steam, how hot can we get contents of the sphere?

Hot enough to collapse the gravity generating gravalumps 
inside?

If so, what happens to the material, now under only the 
internal repulsive force of a positive-positive, negative- 
negative non-additive situation?



                 Science fiction time again

                the Government is interested

Now let us assume that we have our quantum particle geometry 
down right, and we now have the power to compress mass to 
its repulsive point thereby engendering mini-bangs from 
mass.  What would be the effect of such an event?

Would a "repulsive" bomb destroy the earth and turn it into 
another asteroid belt like an earlier civilization might 
have done to its home long before us.  

But we don't want that event to happen again, well, at least 
i don't...

How to prevent it from happening again with this clumsy, 
stupid species that was earlier created? 

                        Bright Idea!

So now let us take one greatly enlarged model of the pyramid 
component of basic quantum matter under ultra high but not 
critical pressure and set it on the sands of Egypt.  And 
along side of it let us place a figure of approximately 
equal size composed of a lion's body with the head of a man 
and the tail of a crocodile, suggesting obliquely two things 
similtaneously.

                 And those two things are:

1) That the Sphinx is a cautionary sacramental symbol of an 
organization of ancient people dedicated to protecting 
humanity from itself and therefore it is a representation of 
the all too human organization that is the guardian of 
forbidden knowledge that can be acquired by a thoughtless 
mankind that can and would probably lead to the earth's 
destruction.

Great!  woopee! so let's go burn Alexander's library now and 
make everybody on the planet ignorant again and welcome back 
all the diseases, stupidities, and mistakes of the past...  
sigh...   (stomp tha' earth flat...)

or

2) The sphinx is a representational figure of humanity in 
its normal quasi-theocratic political components that is 
just resting and patiently waiting for the knowledge to be 
developed so that it can be used for maximum stupid effect.  
In other words, the Sphinx is us... and it is there to warn 
us of ourselves...

Welcome the aryan world of free thinkers, blind theocrats, 
and useful fools...  for the life of me, i can't think my 
way out to a solution to mankind's foibles.

But don't worry, the organizational Sphinx might be headed 
up by Evil Central and will give power again to yet another 
Hitler, Stalin & et.al.  sigh...  Wouldn't it be simpler if 
we just had more brain cells and could live sustainably 
together?

The body of a lion is straightforwardly set forth with 
mention in our favorite readsay book as our enemy.

Our enemy that patrols the earth, to and fro. (Job)

Pretty clear to me.

A possible solution to the "Riddle of the Sphinx" is hereby 
offered.

It may not be without reason that some of the people of 
Egypt call the Sphinx the Father of all Terrors.  

Personally, an organizational body of a lion with an 
organizational man's head (not a woman's) and the 
organizational tail of a crocodile as a symbol of a waiting 
humanity or a protecting organization is somewhat fearsome 
to contemplate to say the least.
 
Apparently, the left behind cautionary or protective 
institution by He who created us might have had its meaning 
lost to us over the centuries as technical communication 
knowledge declined for the earth during the dark ages.  Dark 
needs to be re-examined as to its darkness.  Darkness may be 
misnamed.

Additional stupidity by quasi-theocratic organizations over 
the thousands of years might have further defaced the 
possible cautionary message.

So, what to do...?  what to do...?  


Aww shoot! here is a "take back"
Amendment: 7/25/05

By the way, don't be setting that fizz crap off underwater.  

It appears that that increases efficiency by using a water 
wall to retain energy into a tighter envelope during the 
critical fusion time.  efficiency goes way up.

Stuff that was set off under water years ago had fusion or 
fisson processes that were much larger than expected.

i don't know if they ever figured out why.

Water, as you know, is composed of a lot of hydrogen.  

You've heard of, "don't mess with Texas".  Well, don't mess 
with missy Neptune. period.  She can really get pissed.

Okay, so far, so good, maybe...

However, pyramids have a host of other poetic applications 
as well.  Consider the Logistics of Evil.  Any political, 
business, social, religious organization with a top down 
(pyramid) management structure can be managed by controlling 
the top only.  Everybody else takes orders, often against 
their will.

Taking orders against your will is a prime indicator that 
you are part of the land of the dead, and not part of the 
land of Life.

Our first horror novel discusses this when the man says, 
"Let the dead, bury the dead".

So all around us are the "dead".  Not literally dead, of 
course, but spiritually dead.

Egypt (poetic Egypt) and Evil need, depend, and thrive, on 
pyramidic social structures.  Perhaps that is why the Sphinx 
makes its home among the pyramides.  Again, a sacramental.  

And maybe that is why Moses worked his ass off to get the 
Jews out of the land of Egypt.  Anyhow, pyramids make 
interesting poetic objects, as do spheres, cubes, triangles, 
and last but not least, the 64 sided sphere..

The problem is that the alternative is bad too.  With no 
social organization society is generally given over to 
anarchy, given the raw materials of our humanity.

sigh...   bye me...

Joe Sixpack will let the political geniuses handle that one.



                        Anti-Gravity

Now, let us think awhile about anti-gravity...
Maybe we can come up with a flying cup and saucer...

Consider another aspect of our theoretical interlinking 
additive gravalumps that allegedly can warp spacetime.

Let's drop the temperature of "any mass" to within a few 
millionths of a degree from absolute zero.  What happens to 
the internal resonating particles?

Well, in theory, the interlinking effect should dramatically 
slow down and if the "any mass" is a heavy flying saucer, it 
should weigh less and less.  Requiring less and less 
propulsion to push it around because by now, most of it 
should be as light as a feather because it is so damn cold.

Except the parts that can't take an absolute zero 
environment, mamely the little green men inside.

The flying saucer, being so cold, should be an easy target 
for embrittlement...

O.K. so let's try to chill some metal out.  We drop a pound 
of lead to a colder than Hell absolute zero and then weigh 
it.  How much does it weigh?  All the resonating thingys 
inside should be shivering still by now generating no 
gravitational interlinking.

Hmmmm... it still weighs about a pound...  now what?  what 
happens to the gravalump interlinking gravitational additive 
theory?  This stuff isn't as easy as it looks.

Okay so let's try the reverse!  heat an object up to as high 
a degree as possible and then weigh it again.  Only let's 
heat it up using about twelve or more lasers all shining on 
the same object at the same time.  Should get hotter than 
Hell.  Now weigh it.  should weigh more than a pound if the 
gravalumps are really hopping around and interlinking up a 
storm.
hmmmm... one pound.  same as before?

Well, i still think gravity is somewhat temperature 
dependent but i will be damned if i can figure out a way to 
prove it.  I guess we will just have to do the real 
experiments to find out...

But wait!  we have cooled and heated the wrong object!  The 
gravity that makes it weigh a pound comes from the earth and 
not the lead itself.  All we affected was the amount of 
gravitation coming from the lead!

Boy, talk about failing logic tests... sheesh... oh well, a 
joe sixpack is a joe sixpack is a joe sixpack....

okay on with the tests.  Cool the earth down to near 
absolute zero and then weight the lead.  There see!  hardly 
weighs a thing.  hand me my jacket there on the doorknob.  
Colder than Hell on earth now.

Colder than Hell?, hotter than Hell?  hmmmm, i wish they 
would make up their minds...

How about if we move the whole damn experiment to outer 
space way far away to a mass about like earth's and then run 
the test all over.  That will work if the theory is anything 
near correct.  And that is a big if...

hmmm, some of our biggest planets are supposed to have a low 
gravity characteristic.  i wonder how cold they are?

Fine idea, but our little green men still have a problem 
with gravity here on earth.  Nothing they can do on the 
flying cup and saucer will be able to affect the 
gravitational pull from the earth.

They have to go back to a crude repulsive magnetic system.
Quack, Quack, Wobble, Wobbletime.
Powerful anti-magnetism thingys seen wobbling in the sky.

Time for my nap...



              The little elves of Obfuscation

Hmmmm. my leading firewall against insanity, against which, 
i continually throw jelly trying to get it to stick, 
politely suggests that the ultra hot and compressed plasma 
that i am trying to describe may not have a "geometic 
configuration" at all, but may just be a bunch of loose 
zingers.

"It is the 'loose zinger' that is the subject of the 
geometric gravitational search", i reply.  "the quantum 
gizmo of the quantum gizmo...  the quantum undivisable snot 
of the snot standard model".

Or he asks, "have i thought of other geometric 
configurations such as a tetrahedron?"  Eighteen 
tetrahedrons might be the basic config as well as well as 
some other possible geometric configurations.

I like the idea of other configurations as threshold 
(quantum?) collapse steps during a continuous buildup of the 
pressures from continually accreting mass.  goes from this 
form to that form with a blast of squirted out of wha'zits 
during collapse.  

but more later...



                 Okay, so now it is later:

What is conspicuously missing in Joe Sixpack's intuitive 
look at particle physics, and the snot standard model, is 
the role of ANTI-MATTER...

A minor oversite?  hardly.

Anti-matter is commonly thought of (by joe sixpacks) as some 
form of weird non-matter from the other side of reality.  
But anti-matter is just matter.  So anti-matter fits in, 
albeit totally incomprehensibly so, to this joe sixpack.  
You have to admit that anti-matter is not an intuitive 
matter to a joe sixpack.

An so it is that the scuttling crab upon the ocean's dark 
floor meditates upon the existence of the clouds, stars, and 
things beyond that pierce the darkness of the his night.

The crab looks up and says, "holy shit"!.  

this mind is now closed for lunch.