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The Intuitive Universes
According to
Joseph Sixpack
This series of short papers contains:
1) Intuitive based hypothesis and
2) Intuition based conjectures
about the nature of the universe
These are based on an intuitive understanding of the current
information available to the public about the Cosmos.
The hypothesis and conjectures contained herein may not be
suitable for some young minds of the Clergy, the office of
the Most Holy Inquisition, or fundamentalists who think
they are doing the work of God and end up paving their own
way to the alternate institution. It happens a lot. ...with
everybody.
Discussions of particle physics relative to the creation of
gravitation or more precisely "warped spacetime" are totally
intuitive and are not based on current information from
scientists and in fact are contrary to such information for
the most part in so far as particles go, and are NOT based
on scientific training in appropriate scientific fields as
presently set forth. These articles officially qualify as
"noise" or worse, if taken purely as science.
It is important to realize that these papers are not
science, just, at best, intuitive insight of a most
temporary status, and therefore, subject to change upon
receipt of further information or education or discussions
with the Office of the Most Liberal Holy Inquisition.
Contrariwise, the good social scientists may realize that
numbers can't describe mathematics anymore than it can
describe reality. And what is offered here may describe a
reality to which none of us wish to ascribe.
These Joseph_Sixpack papers are definitely a "cum grano
salis" event for content accuracy.
Without a doubt, there is a lot of standing on the shoulders
of earlier scientists and theologians. But Joe Sixpacks are
not scientists or theologians for the most part. They are
just people who look up at a clear Sunday night sky and say,
"Holy Shit!".
Why bother creating hypothesis from the untrained mind? You
might ask. Well, you might as well ask, because i asked
too, especially since human reason has it severe constraints
and limitatins within the human distribution.
Faith, although not a popular concept nowadays, is by far
the better vehicle for most of us. We'll leave reason to
those who do social engineering and organization, make
hydrogen bombs, germ warfare, and other weapons of mass
destruction and see where their very "superior" reason gets
them. We can't beat the Devil, we can only indict
ourselves.
Now i am not talking about the reasonings of the celestial
poets of the heavens, or even the poets of the earth, but of
a class of person such as myself known collectively as "Joe
Sixpack".
Joe Sixpacks of the world have a slightly erroneous under-
standing of reality that tells us intuitively that a bunch
of uranium metal won't explode.
And that, if you thought metal could explode, you were
probably thought a bit touched in the head.
Joe Sixpacks don't understand a lot. They feel that if you
want something to explode you need gunpowder or dynamite or
a bomb or at least a water balloon, and raw eggs in a
microwave work too. Simple as that...
When Joe Sixpack sees a movie of a hydrogen bomb going off
or sees photographs of Nakasaki or Hiroshima, he starts
sucking his thumb and has a deer in the headlights stare.
A lot of realities that have occured are incomprehensible to
a joe.
Close-up views of sun spots and high speed acceleration of
particles towards the earth at near c velocity, do the same
thing.
Does anyone want to guess at the waveform (particle) physics
mechanics of SunSpot 720 on January? 15th-20th, 2005 with
its blast of energy one hundred billion (100,000,000,000)
times more powerful than a hydrogen bomb? Sent mass at near
c velocities outwards. Anyone want to offer an explanation
of how that happens?
Go for it.
Normally, sunspots send stuff to earth at 2-3 kps, this one
was at velocity c! go figure...
i'm working on it...
but sheesh!
What forces can accelerate particles to velocity c?
Harness that, and you have your "ion" pulse engine for your
intergalactice spaceship...
You can figure out how to slow the spaceship down though, or
change direction in a hurry to avoid a big, big rock, coming
in on a collision course at 3:00 o'clock with a velocity of
40,000 earth miles per hour...
Joe's also have problems with the "something from nothing"
"big bang" theocratically sourced incantations as well.
Joe has a better idea. Joe's aren't that all unimaginative,
or misguided... God exists.
.
Seems to a Joseph_Sixpack that you can't get a something
from a nothing in galactic circles, at least, not yet.
Especially something like an entire cosmos.
A Political aside
---===***Beginning of Diatribe***===---
Only God can or could create something from nothing if He
wants... But did He? How is the creation (us) supposed to
answer a question like that?
What the physicists have developed here with their initial
hot singularity is a mathematical and theological pain in
the fanny.
The hot singularity concept smacks too much like a something
from/for nothing ideal of the consumptionists to Joe.
Drifting off to Economics here...
If they just keep printing money for everybody using a
fractional reserve banking system based on the full faith
and credit of the (..fill in the blank here..) nation, then
they just free human labor to keep everybody fed, clothed
and sheltered and also to work its waste upon the planet and
to keep everybody happy and employed in public or government
service, wpa activities, and buying Buicks and watch old
people eat catfood as their retirement pensions shrink
daily. Hyperinflation, Stagflation, Deflation, Inflation,
you name it, they'll do it all to you.
If you are going to play with economic snakes, at least
inflat the pensioner's pensions along as well, while you are
destroying the earth with over consumption and waste. Us
old people like to consume and share in wastefulness too...
With 6 billion and climbing post and pre-judgment souls on
earth, what is called for is "controlled consumption" under
eternal sustainable production processes.
A consumptive environment, sustainable into perpetuity,
isn't an environment that most of us would want to live in
given our current feasting upon the planet.
I don't think most of us are going to like God's Justice.
Well, let us just say that it is going to take a little
getting use to...
We are like some picnickers, who when finished with their
outing, leave their trash and plastic strewn all over the
park and then drive back home to use up fresh water watering
their large lawns of grass.
Definitely, a "Tragedy of the Commons" situation.
America, China and India and probably the rest of the world
are being eaten alive as we speak. The plow is the villian
i have read. (readsay again..)
And among the last things we need is "wars and rumors of
wars" religious environment that do nothing but accelerate
the consumption of the remains of the planet.
When these kleptbrains get though, what is left of the
planet and its inhabitants won't be worth God sending His
son for justification and dying on the cross.
It is NOT the same biblical planet anymore bible thumpers,
unless you actually WANT to get the population of Earth back
down to 500 million or so and go back to swords and
crossbows for your evil little wars over the devil's borders
drawn upon the stones and the sand. Fusion devices are a
bit stern for biblical processes.
Now i am not talking about God's borders of our post-
judgment apocalyptic reality, those lands of heaven and hell
to house the thieves, the unjust, the sorcerers, the
murderers, and those who loved and practiced deceit, and
etc. Nor the jailors and heavenly lockup systems who keep
them there. Or am i talking about the lands of heaven which
are merciful and perfectly just, given God's judgment upon
our deficient moral conduct, ignoring what we were given:
The son of God as a model of conduct to emulate.
We were told not to be God, but to do the best we could,
with plenty of adequate collateral warnings.
So you gotta learn to walk on water, (metaphyically, you
dope!) turn water into wine, heal the morally sick, raise
the spiritually dead and in general make yourself a pain in
the ass to the Temple, which appears to be permanently
pissed off for one reason or another, because nobody
believes a thing they say, even though, every word is true.
You true Christians should be happy to know that there is no
Easter Sunday without a Good Friday. Every event in
Christ's life no matter how minor is supposed to be an event
in the true christian's life, id est: yours. whoopee...
bring on them nails... But don't be too eager to grab the
first crucifix you see. God decides who belongs to his son
so don't be nailing yourself to anything any time soon.
Now if you can figure out those metaphysical mysteries, and
hit the road with them, you are on the road to success and
Calvary... have a fun time...
As an aside to you success driven people:
Only those within the group who can show the Father the
scars of the wounds of Calvary, the scourging at the pillar,
the nailmarks, the wound in the side, and the unmentionable
rest of it, at their last judgment, can probably call
themselves "successful". The rest of us are just going to
have to depend on God's mercy as to where we end up.
You DO want to be successful don't you?
That is why there are stained glass windows or the Stations
of the Cross in every Catholic church, the windows are not
there as a history lesson, they are not there as pictures,
they are there as the price of admission. The entrance fee
to weed out the moral misfits, the cunning, the grifters,
the evil, the charlatans, the money sniffers, and all who
would corrupt the heavens by taking on God's name in vain.
There are essentially two earthly groups of people: Those
on the cross. And those beneath it.
Or as my good friend once said, "There are essentially only
two paths in earthly life: There is the feast, and then the
famine. Or there is the famine, and then the feast."
your choice...
Or another, whose acquaintence, i haven't had the good
fortune to meet as yet: "There is no Beauty in Him, nor
Comeliness, that we should be desirous of Him."
Free foot washing by your servant
But be careful what chalice you grab Theophilus. Most are
poisonous. A couple of swigs and your wax wings melt on the
first takeoff and down you go.
The "Hail Caesar" crowd get all the hail they want from the
heavens protecting non-existing lines in the sand.
The Evil Central is a LOT smarter than all of us pinky white
larvals.
My advice is to not touch any divinity offered with a ten
foot pole, chances are it is a chalice of death.
It is just flat-ass just too dangerous.
The odds are stacked against you, a lot worse than Vegas.
Stay playing in the earth's sandbox and don't come in when
the recess bell rings. They are waiting for you. If you
are in fact selected by the Father, you will know it soon
enough. But even Christ himself didn't want any part of
that cup of crapola. but...
If the Father appears to you in the burning forest and you
hear the words, "This way, Bambi.." you can figure you are
shit out of earth luck.
Maybe it is best to just sneak in a prayer once in while
when the evil central is busy pumping dark crap into your
ear when no one is looking. i think God listens.
Okay, let's get back to the other universe for a while...
Back to the lands of pre-judgment reality:
Bad Stewardship of the land
I am told (readsay again) that we (America and the rest of
the earth) are losing our "hot" topsoil at the rate of 1-2%
per year. the earth will be critically, but not eternally
out of topsoil in about 150 years. But there is a bigger
problem, if you can believe it.
So please see 4th-TPJ
(a giant section on ecological disasters to be filled in later...)
---===*** end of diatribe ***===---
Back to Big Bang
No one is going to give the cosmos a whole bunch of free
galaxies out of nothing. I don't care what kind of
inventive "particle drool" they come up with. The "big
bang" pronouncements sound and smell too much like a "big
bunch of meadow muffins" to a Joe Sixpack.
Speaking of "Particle Drool", give a quick look at my
"Snot Standard Model" or the wondrous "Dark Matter"
Joe sixpacks don't think that you can describe reality with
mathematics.
They have heard that people can spend their lives trying to
do it. They just don't believe that people can do it. They
know they themselves can't do it. wouldn't even know how to
begin...
To Joe Sixpacks, reality is described thru the eyeballs. If
you can fit math to it, fine. If not, don't worry about it.
Reality will still be there. Evil always exists.
However, Joe's know that Joes are ignorant. Very ignorant,
as a matter of fact.
For example, Joe knows that he doesn't know:
1) how corn manages to grow. He knows it just does.
2) Doesn't know how his wife can make babies, but she does.
3) Doesn't know how pictures come thru the air on TV
channels, but they do.
4) Or how a little plastic box talks using what is called
"radio waves". mystery of mysteries...
5) And helicopters are just plain daffy.
Even the tiniest birds and insects have wings.
Joe's don't wonder why the sky gets dark at night, they know
it is 'cause the sun went down. But why is it still dark
when the sun is up and you are far away from the sun?
(Joes like science fiction movies)
For myself, a member in good standing of the Joe Sixpack
mystical body or organizational group, i go out every
evening and look up at the stars and galaxies and compare my
vast ignorance with the vastness of the cosmos. And the
cosmos is vast indeed.
And every night i come back inside in a triumphant march!
(triumph marching music please)
A Winner!
The Number One!
Successful!
In First Place!
Strutting like a peacock!
Why?
Because my ignorance is vaster than the vast universe!
Us Joe Sixpacks don't always lose.
So the concepts presented here are from a simple mind. A
Joe Sixpack mind. For that i apologize. We have to work
with what we were given.
And, if we weren't given much, well then... one can always
fill his mind with the scrupulously accurate, undistorted,
unslanted, nightly news, aimed at all the Joseph Sixpacks of
the earth.
In any event, these tentative, and highly speculative
hypothesis, which are all intuitive, are thrown out there
for your consideration dear reader and fellow Joes, students
of Truth and Reality, victims of deceit, disinformation,
lies, distortions, and demonic social engineering.
And stop your damn whining about poverty. According to
God's perfect 4th dimensional perfect justice we are only
supposed to have ONE each Lamborghini Contach, Ferrari and
Porsche per person. multiple car garage space will just
have to catch up.
So... Are any of of the hypothesis valid?
Is mankind better off if any of them were valid or describe
reality with more precision?
Is mankind better off even knowing what is?
Where is mankind going morally?
Where is he going materially?
Are we simply a thoughtless species living, breeding,
ignorant of a possible Easter Island on steroids happening
currently to the whole earth because of our "leaders" lack
of distance vision.
As an extremely modest time target, our earth with its
resources should be saved and kept in good stewardship and
order for at least 25,000 years, at least, for a first
effort which is really only about 1,000 generations, plus or
minus a few grandkids.
And if at all possible, for our most ambitious effort, our
earth should be saved for 3,000,000,000 years until the
entire local group of galaxies are absorbed into the Great
Attractor, Buicks and all. Or at least until the next big
asteroid hits and scatters our peanut butter all over the
planet, if we are to preserve the species for its limited
duration on our spaceship lifeboat earth.
think that will happen? Hah! not a chance.
But in your opinion fellow joe sixpackian, do you think that
is too much to ask our bipedal carbon based species with its
big head and big brain, to just save the planet's resources
for your own children down through 1000 generations?
Is it too much to ask our people to preserve a system of
living for its own children and their children during the
species alotted time in the cosmos while floating along down
space on the rickety lifeboat earth?
sigh... cretins... cretins all...
The Body of Christ.
Darkness prevails.
Anyhow, as a forward or preface to the "Universes According
to Joseph Sixpack" please accept these theoretical albeit
intuitive ideas of reality in the manner they are offered:
Tenative.
Thank you for reading this forward. ...Joe.
Go forward to consume and pray in peace, and leave the blame
to God.