The Logic of Joseph Sixpack

Intuition may not be the best guide for the quantum world.

Consider the following:

It would appear that mass of all types, electrons, protons, 
neutrons follow or least exhibit the dual particle/wave 
property phenomenon.  

Restating, Mass can be understood to be composed not of just  
particles but in exclusive addition, exhibit properties of 
waves as well.

So the quantum physicists maintain that on Mondays, 
Wednesdays, and Fridays, they are particle physicists.

And on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, they are waveform 
physicists.

Sundays, they try to create Greek light.  Or is that, "greek 
lite".

          Let's go with the waveform way for now.

If mass is composed of things under resonance or sting 
resonance or some other vibratory concepts and thereby in so 
doing (is that redundant?) generate the required interacting 
various fields of the quantum world:  Strong, Weak, 
attractive, repulsive fields that currently attach to the 
qualities of mass, which were sort of hinted at in the 
chapters called ummm...Snot 
Standard Model, then it would SEEM to follow that the more 
active the "resonance" the stronger the fields, (weak, 
strong & etc.)

We know, well, stike that, Joe guesses that resonance 
responsible for gravitation is increased with mass 
(pressure) upon the existing quantum elements and given 
enough pressure, the quantum form(s) take a "cubic" 
configuration which leaves an interesting eightfold weak 
field quantum "jack", slightly polar in field properties to 
generate magnetism, gravity, radiation? and other properties 
of "mass".

so far, so good.  right?

Well, it would seem intuitive that if we slow down the 
"resonance" we will weaken the "field(s)".  Mass at absolute 
zero would have it wigglys lessened and therefore would 
generate less field strength.

If we completely eliminated internal resonance of the string 
elements we theoretically would eliminate the field 
generation capacities attached to the quantum particle 
responsible for the field.

All the force fields would approach zero if the effect of 
the resonances causing fields approached zero.

Mass would have no properties.  no gravitation. no 
repulsion. no anything.  Mass might not even be 
detectable...  Mass might not even exist... 

It would be just still "dark stuff".  

Now our intution has led to the strange theory of vanishing 
matter!



Now, we aren't done with our dark matter yet.

Imagine a universe full of "no temperature stuff" generating 
no "fields" of any type.  There wouldn't be any gravitation, 
any radiation (light), any repulsion, any anything.

Just blops of ice cold gorp not moving.

We have a universe of no temperature mass.

Now, they tell joe sixpack that:
the rest mass of the electron is about .511 MeV and

the rest mass of the proton is about 938.3 MeV

and

to raise the temperature of one litre of H2O one 
degree would take the energy of 2.6*1021 
electrons.

Now isn't that a fine howdy-do...
That's a heap of electrons to collect...



Now let's see if we can do this mathematically...
if E=mc2, then if we bring the E to equal zero 
by dropping the temperature of the wigglys in a particle 
to a ZERO rest mass energy state, then m (mass) should 
approach zero too.

Hey, that is neat.

"The mystery of the Vanishing Mass" or missing dark matter 
is solved.

Where there is no energy E, there is no mass M.

So when the wigglys get the shivers the mass goes away.

Now, shucks, darn, isn't that intuitive?



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So God is walking around looking at all the "do nothing 
mass" laying around inert.. no unert.

Lucifer, his good companion at that time asks, "What in the 
snakeabob brooker is this stuff good for?" (Hell hadn't been 
invented yet) so the word wasn't in common use.

"Make a guess" says the Main Man.

Luc says, "i dunno...  looks pretty useless to me"

Then all of a sudden Luc stumbles on a big outcropping of 
the no stuff and stubs his toe.

"@#$%^@$#", says Luc. (Luc was a little muscle bound from 
carrying the light all the time, so he was prone to use 
rough language)

"That blankity, blank dark matter is a pain in the ass.
I been stumbling around on that stuff since time immemorial"

"Tell you what Luc" God says, He then gives the outcropping 
a hard kick and puts it in motion by transfering some heat 
from his heavenly field goal foot to the dark mass.

Almost instantly, fields start to come into existence from 
the resonance due to the transferred heat and start to 
regenerate themselves into m from the transferred heat.  The 
synergistic event starts up other dark matter's resonance 
and all of a sudden there is a blinding flash and some of 
the dark matter went "Bang" (except no one heard it 'cause it 
happened in a vacuum and everybody knows that sound can't travel 
in a vacuum) and so what really happened is that it caused the 
dark matter next to it to go snifssssst (that is a bang in a 
vacuum) and the rest is history.

So "The Big Bang" should really be called:
   "The Big Snifssssst"

Lucifer never tripped again with all the light around until 
much later when he became...  well, that is another story...



Now the process of dark still matter picking up heat and 
starting to generate synergistic fields and make itself 
known as "mass" to the little species is continuing to this 
day and generating gravity waves as it announces its 
presence in the universe.

Let me restate that again:
So the process of conversion of dark matter to visible and 
detectable fieldstuff known as "Mass" by picking up "heat" 
and generating the requisite fields makes itself known to 
the little species upon the earth.

Voila!  a theory of everything...

an intuitive theory of everything from nothing.
or is that an intuitive theory of nothing from everything...
well...  sigh...   

                   So they gave it a name

The species likes to call it with the misnomer of a name, 
"the expansion of the universe" as the process continues to 
this day...  They recently discovered that the "expansion" 
was accelerating and are still scratching their heads as to 
why it is accelerating.

Well, everybody knows why the expansion of the universe is 
accelerating, it is because...

well there is another type of "dark matter" which isn't the 
none matter of zero resting mass matter.

And that dark matter withholds all light, but that is 
another story...