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The JohnsJohn Potty Patrol inspected this Amoco restroom 7-01-01 at 2:05pm. JohnsJohn rates this restroom a ZERO on a scale of ten for several reasons. The Amoco at 2901 Stevenson Drive in Springfield, IL 62703 off of Hwy55 is disqusting and unacceptable. You can call the attendant at 217-529-3746. - Dirty sink and toilet. - Condom machine - Dirty walls and floors - Cluttered with crates - Unsafe location - Entry way cluttered and unsafe JohnsJohn Potty Deputy #764

The JohnsJohn "Potty Patrol" rates this Pizza Hutrestroom an 9 on a scale of 10. This Pizza Hut is located just outside Chicago. Pizza Hut Store #0405167 4101 N. Harlem Ave. Northridge, IL 60706 708-457-0209 The folks here are doing a GREAT JOB, despite a few wet paper towels sitting around. The men's room was satisfactory, especially how busy they were with customers. The men's room included two urinals, one toilet and one sink. We apologize for not being able to inspect the women's room. Potty Deputy #652

The JohnsJohn Potty Patrol inspected IHOP located at4210 N. Cicero Ave., Chicago, IL on July 12, 2001 at 2:42pm. JohnsJohn rates these restrooms a 4 on a scale of ten. We don't approve of the dirty floors and gang graffiti on the inside of the door and mirror. IHOP can do better. We noticed several waitresses and management sitting around when we entered. Someone should have been cleaning the restrooms. JohnsJohn Potty Deputy #371

The JohnsJohn Potty Patrol rated these restrooms a 6 on a scale of ten. Inspected Monday, July 9, 2001, 7:30pm. Sabatino's (Restaurant) 4441 W. Irving Park Road Chicago, IL 60641 773-283-8331 Hosts Enzo and Angelo These restroom could be better but they do rate at least a 6. The best part are the automatic toilet seat cover devices used on the toilets. Strangely enough only one of the two women's room toilets had this device while the men's room had it on both its toilets. The sinks are old. Be careful not to burn your hands using the hot water and apparently you're supposed to put the toilet paper on the holder. Also, when was the last time you saw a cloth hand towel dispenser? By the way, the food's good but don't expect large portions. JohnsJohn Potty Deputy #439

This is the public men's room at Million Air at Midday Airport Chicago. Million Air is an executive/VIP air service that caters to movie and rock stars. People such as Tom Hanks and Will Smith have walked outside these walls but it's not likely that they used the facilities. The JohnsJohn Potty Patrol rates this public restroom a 5 on a scale of ten. One of two sinks was out of order, otherwise it was okay. In all fairness, Million Air is getting ready to undertake a major overhaul. We understand their entire building...hangers and all will be replaced soon. Potty Deputy #351

The JohnsJohn Potty Patrol rates this Ponderosarestroom a 7 on a scale of TEN. It's located in Highland, Illinois near St. Louis, MO. It could have been cleaner. Floor, urinals and sinks needed a cleaning but overall not too bad. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain, I mean stall. Our policy is to never take pictures with people in them but this guy's my brother and he wanted to be in the shot. How could I say no? Potty Deputy #349

The JohnsJohn Potty Patrol inspected this Taco Bell located at 4220 N. Cicero, Chicago, IL on Thursday, July 12, 2001 at 2:38pm. JohnsJohn rates this business our top score; 10. We found them to be clean and safer than most because you can only enter if a Taco Bell Employee buzzes you in. On the other hand, they can also buzz another person in while you're inside. We also salute their effort to provide customers a phone number for restroom complaints. This type of sign is rare. JohnsJohn Potty Deputy #308

The JohnsJohn Potty Patrol inspected this McDonald's and rates it's men's room a ZERO. Inspected Monday, July 9, 2001 at 4:37pm. McDonald's 4038 W. Belmont Chicago, IL 312-283-9629 The picture we took speaks for itself but allow us to add a few comments. This is unacceptable. Do you think anyone is checking on the cleanliness of this restroom every two hours? They should be. Water or something else is everywhere. Tissue (used or unused?)littered the floor. The toilet and urinal was not flushed and the walls and door was filthy. Just look at the dirt on the wall near the door. Care to put your hands on that before you leave to go eat? This is why we started JohnsJohn. Post your pictures and comments. Tell McDonald's and others how you feel. Potty Deputy #351

This is certainly our example of the worst public restroom out there. We were sent this photo. We are not sure of its location. What we are certain of, there are others out there just like this that business owners are providing their customers. Help us stop this type of filth from spreading and becoming so widely acceptable. Potty Deputy #782

This is what we call extreme clean. We're not suggesting business owners go this far but we're not going to complain if they do. In fact, get close to this type of cleanliness and we'll make sure to send you lots of customers. Potty Deputy #499

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