myself

In Today's
Journal

Piece of Cyberspace
Section A

Travel
Section C

Stories I Tell
Section D

Erotic Stories
Section E

Comedy
Section F

Horoscopes
Section G

Personals
Section H

About Myself...

In the last six years, I have spent a good deal of time on the internet. Too much of that time has been long boring Sunday nights, such as this one. These days you would not catch me dead in a chat room or asking people "ASL?" but, to each his own.
I am pleased at the amount of traffic my website has recieved. Rarely, I will get an e-mail or instant message from random odd men. I'm alwyas happy to hear compliments, or criticisms about my website whether it be the style, or the stories, typos, and the like. More often then not, I get messages from people who enjoyed my stories. The slight problem that arises is, I am 25 years old and I am not interested in meeting men off the internet, nor do I desire to have phone sex or see pics of your penis. To those of you who have done so, it's nothing personal.

I'm sure it's a perfectly fine penis, but you should probably take a step away from the computer, and try to meet a girl out in the real world who wants to see it. Or perhaps try personal ads. I wish you luck in finding the mythical height weight proportionate internet girl.

I have stories about everything, my life is odd at times. Whether it be a midget stalking me when I was younger or threatening to drop a dead seagull in a deepfryer, I think there's something to entertain everyone on my site. If not, then go away. :)

So, I guess that wasn't really about me, was it? I think it's a waste of time to try to describe myself when I'm constantly changing as a person. If you really care to know me, read some of my stories once they've been posted. I am currently typing them and will post some within the day.

So yeah, Pirates entertain me. The one day the Hamm twins came in to where I work, and one of them had a shirt that said "Pirates Arrrghh cool." I laughed and he looked annoyed, but that's life.