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Pseudopsychoenvironmencology Today's Pseudo-Classified Psycho-Advertisements

...and isn't it a good thing that YOU CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES?  "WHY?" YOU SAY?  -HAVE NO FEAR!  WE REFUSE TO USE SO-CALLED "BAIT AND SWITCH" TACTICS ON OUR CUSTOMERS!!!!!!!!  So we're telling you RIGHT HERE AND NOW that you will be ABSOLUTELY unable to buy these items here FOR THE PRICE INDICATED!!  --IF YOU ORDER NOW, WE'LL IMMEDIATELY RETURN, POSTPAID, YOUR ORDER blank unfilled and tell you that we are all out.  GUARNTEED nonDELIVERY AND your refund consists of OUR STORE CERTIFICATE WHICH IS GOOD ON ANY OF THE ITEMS IN THE HUGE CATALOG THAT WE WILL BE SENDING YOU FREE WITH YOUR RETURNED INVOICE. 

(We cannot be held responsible if your order gets lost in the mail)
 
 

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