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THE COMPLETE CONTEMPORARY FITNESS REPORT GUIDE (cont.)



WORD OR PHRASE TRUE MEANING
"Exceptionally well qualified" Has committed no major blunders to date.
"Active socially" Drinks heavily.
"Wife is active socially" She drinks too.
"Character and integrity above reproach." Still one step ahead of the law.
"Zealous attitude" Opinionated.
"Quick thinking" Offers plausible excuses for errors.
"Takes pride in his work" Conceited.
"Forceful and aggressive" Argumentive
"Tactful in dealing with superiors" Knows when to keep his mouth shut.
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