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Fall Semester 2003

Friday: MATH 541 test, the whole class got an extension, it's nice to have like 4 hours to complete a math test. Advising Round 3 with Meeler, down and out, finally done with this tedious process of having three different people approve my schedule. Dressed up two days in a row? Yes, two days of tests. Switched to the Valentine's Day, all black outfit for when we went to the drive in. Kenneth and I had practically matching outfits. Our first drive-in together, how sweet! When we finally found Kat, we organized how we would do our scare everyone there thing, since Kat looks just like the girl in The Ring. She totally freaked some people out walking around between the cars. Aaron, Kenneth, and I were the security detail, we wanted to make sure she was safe from retaliation. We only had one possible problem, Aaron and I were real close to hitting the guy, but my strategy was going to be hold him up so Kenny could Kung Fu him. After the drive in, I drove Aaron to the lock-in at NRHC. On my way back, a black cat ran in between me and the car in front of me. I wanted to get out of my car as soon as possible. Me superstitious? Never.
Saturday: Twelve hours of sleep, it was about friggin time. Frisbee was fun; it was that normal hard hitting, frisbee football, Saturday pick-up game kinda thing. It was five on five, we took the pull, Brian chucked the length of the field, I caught it with the entire other team around me. I also took a knee to the kidney, but it was Matt so it was to be expected. We went to Andy's that night and watched The Matrix Reloaded, of course we had to try to drown out Mr. New York and his loud voice. It was fun though.
Sunday: Two o'clock frisbee: the Yankees versus everyone else. We won handily, because Matt, Larry, and I have the hands.
Monday: Art- "I've basically replaced dating girls with Young Life." I'll leave that to interpretation.
Everybody smell Brittany to see if she is the one that smells!
2 on 3 sand volleyball, that's what it's all about. Jared setting Kenny all the time? When did Jared learn to set? Stop picking on the weak link! Ok, we'll stop hitting it to you Jimmy. No, I meant Paula.
"Jimmy, you're such a whiny bitch" "What like your mom last night?" "No, like your dad." "Kenny, how would you know that about my dad?" "Kenny, have you been cheating on me with Jimmy's dad?" We noted how much this annoyed Jimmy, so whenever he said "Your mom," we replied with "Your dad." Except for this one case: "Your mom." "Your sister." "I don't even have a sister." "What, you mean you didn't know you have a sister?" Jimmy ensues to chase Kenny down. What? Paula fell for Jared? This just can't be!
Tuesday night volleyball: Paula vs. Jared: Freddy versus Jason Volleyball, who can make the other person run more. There was no one to make fun of, because Kat and Mere weren't there, and Erica was actually playing well and showing signs of improvement, and Chandler wasn't out there to make fun of Brittany, so it was a relatively criticism free night. Except for that whole Jeremy yelling "Two Hands!" and Erica after she messed up. Remember, it's all about the body prints on the court, and I left many.

10/31/03 -11/4/03

Friday: Registration, man what a frustration, especially when the professors don't put all of the times the classes has to meet. Frisbee Club practice with music, very nice. Wait the field is flat and doesn't have any oak trees, we're totally confused about what to do! Fun time heckling the IUPU-Fort Wayne players. Erik got a smile from Paul, a look from the goalie, Peter, and after the game Stumpy was so frustrated he kicked the ball at us, the high point of our heckling careers. He hit the fence below where we were standing, on purpose most likely, but we got on him for missing us all the same.
Saturday: If anyone I know hangs up on a pollster ever again, I will personally come beat them. I hated my first experience having to call people, I was supposed to get 6 completions, I only got 2, and I got hung up on a lot. Then we lost the soccer game because the ball boy didn't get the ball to our man for the corner kick fast enough. The ball went out with about 25 seconds left, the ball boy was at midfield, ten seconds ran off the clock before the guy taking the corner was able to get to a ball, he kicked it with about 8 seconds left, we headed the ball in the goal a fraction of a second after the buzzer. Flashbacks to Lynchburg anyone? Note to the Winthrop Soccer team: Get ball boys that are older than like 7. Then we went to Cici's for some pizza, with the pizza eating contest of course. David won with 13 pieces. When we got back to Richardson, Art and I ran into Bryan and Aaron, who were going to go on a scavenger hunt. We decided to join in, guys versus girls, 5 of us and 4 of them. Some of the highlights of the list were a receit for 50 cents of gas, an accepted marriage proposal, hotel guest soap, a McDonald's ice cream cone, grocery bags from 3 different stores, gum from the roadway, and a 1984 nickel. We crushed them completely. Art, Kat, and I returned to the Richardson lobby to play some cards. I was telling Art how if he were Larry, I would be skipping him, and Larry just happened to be in the lobby at that time, he heard his name came around, and joined in on the fun.

11/7/03 -11/8/03

Cowgate 2003: You know that cow Art snatched at the soccer game, well it's been the center of attention here for the last few days. On Sunday night, I set out to kidnap said cow, since I had been told "If you touch that cow you'll die." But alas, it was already stolen. So I went to ask Art about it. As soon as I get there and ask where the cow is, I am instantly accused of stealing it, I was offended. I mean, just because I was prowling around at 11 pm in full commando gear doesn't mean anything. Art put the ransom note on my car. I went and read it. Then I went back to Art and pointed out the kidnappers wrote their room number on the note: 508, Charles and Chasen's room. If he had actually read the note, he would have never suspected me. On Monday, I talked to Charles and got the cow from him. Monday night, I taped the cows feet together, it's hands behind its back, and blindfolded and gagged it. Then, I put it on Jen's antenna. There was only one possible witness, but I got Anne to not say anything to anyone. When I talked to Jen at lunch on Tuesday, she said that the cow made her morning. I also suggested they should take pictures of the cow and demand a ransom greater than that of the original ransom, namely, eleventy billion and one dollars. Art found out I had the cow on Tuesday night, I think. Wednesday morning I honestly told him I did not have the cow. Art received emailed pictures of the cow on Wednesday, and figured out that Jen had it. I have been forewarded the emails, they're pretty funny. More updates as the story unfolds.

11/13/03

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